Omg!

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A week after being together, Eggman and Doof were awakened to a strange knocking at the door of the lair very early in the morning.

When they reached the door in nothing but their undies, they saw there was dents in the metal door in the shape of large fists, or rather, knuckles.

"Not that red-haired gullible turd," Eggman sighed.

"Dw Eggy, I got this," Doof opened the door.

It was Knuckles and The Rock.

"What do you guys want?" Eggman asked. "You goofballs broke my door btw."

Knuckles scoffed. "I was sent here, Doctor."

There was a dramatic pause as Doof picked his nose.

"B-by who? And why is The Rock here? I must say, the resemblance you have woth Dwayne Johnson is uncanny," Eggman cmplimented The Rock.

Before The Rock could say even a word, Doofenshmirtz stopped picking his nose in shock. "Did you just speak to another man?!" His jaw was on the floor.

Eggman turned bright red. "I-..."

"That's it, Eggy, we're through."

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