This oneshot may contain inappropriate language, if a warning needs to be added please let me know.
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Warning(s) — none
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Content Creators — Wilbur Soot and Tommyinnit
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Wilbur POV
"This is child labour." Tommy complains.
"So, you admit you're a child?" I remark, with a raised eyebrow.
He pauses. Turning around to face me, his reaction causes a laugh.
"I'm 18 you dickhead!" He yells, throwing a plastic container at me.
"Hey!" I yelp, barely catching it.
"Why the fuck am I cleaning your apartment?" He complains, throwing a few things into the bin.
I roll my eyes, "because you offered."
"I could be partying with girls!" He sighs, flopping onto my couch.
"Tommy. Need I remind you that you don't have any friends that are girls? Niki and stuff do not count, I'm referring to girls your age." I point out and he groans, slow-mo falling to the ground.
"But who needs girls when I have you Wilbur!" He exclaims, getting up with a smile.
I think this conversation just did a whole 360.
"If that's the case, stop complaining and keep cleaning." I smirk, he rolls his eyes, obviously mocking me under his breath.
I laugh quietly at his childish behaviour. We continue cleaning the apartment, a few things being thrown across the room at each other in the process.
"Wilba are we done now?" Tommy whines once more. I look around and the place looks pretty much spotless, which probably wouldn't have happened without him.
"Yeah, yeah we are." I sigh, sitting down on the couch next to him. "What do you want to do now?" I ask him and he shrugs.
"I don't know, but I'm extremely bored." He responds, emphasising 'extremely'.
"Want to go to the park?" I suggest and he shakes his head.
"Parks are for kids! I, Wilbur, am not a kid, for I am a very responsible and mature adult." He says in a strangely low and fake deep voice.
"Ahuh, right." I nod in fake agreement.
He slaps my arm lightly, obviously hearing the sarcasm in my voice.
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Hi! This was a really short one and not one of my best but regardless hope you enjoyed! Leave a request if you have one.
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