a corny love story (Steve cobs x mephone4)

📱 The Failed Attempt 📱

a/n: pls ignore the fact that there are people still chained to the wall until i mention it or something 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

The shadow struck Steve on the head, a loud thud could be heard as he hit the ground.

As it turned out, the shadow wasn't just one person, it was three people!

These three people were Paintbrush, Testtube and Lightbulb.

"How did you escape?" I asked in awe as they tried to figure out a way to unlock the chains on my chair.

"Well, I discovered that the green liquid I hold is actually hydrochloric acid (just go with it). I used this discovery to melt away my chains and we all decreeded that Lightbulb and Paintbrush would help me knock out Steve and put the escape plan into action," Testtube explained. "I would use the acid to burn these chains, but I'm afraid I'll burn your arms in the process."

"She's a smarty." Lightbulb grinned, and went over to the wall to help some of the others down.

Paintbrush nodded while gesturing to the wall of chained objects, "I'm gonna help them get down as well. It'll be easier to get them down first."

Testtube hummed in response, not taking her eyes off the chains on my chair.

Until now, I never realised how filthy this basement was. The floor had multiple layers of what appeared to be...vomit?

Speaking of vomit, I think I might be sick, this basement is so dirty.

~ time skip

It had been what felt like years. Lightbulb and Paintbrush are still freeing people from the wall! I don't think Testtube will ever-

"Yes!" Testtube exclaimed, overjoyed.

She did it! She managed to unlock the chains restricting me to the chair.

"Thank you." I said politely as she went over to help Paintbrush and Lightbulb.

Just as I was about to go and assist them, I saw Cobs' finger twitch slightly out of the corner of my eye.

That's when he got up... and laughed.

He just laughed.

"You really think you'll escape?" he cackled maliciously. Then he took a battered remote out with a big red button on it.

When he pressed it, all hell broke loose.

Big, metal mechanical arms shot across the room, grabbing all who had been freed, including me.

The arms chained everyone back to the wall, excluding Paintbrush, Lightbulb, Testtube and... Fan..?

Why Fan?

He hadn't done any wrong!

I looked around, panicked and confused, as a mechanical arm chained me back to the chair.

"You'll all be getting some...special treatment." Cobs said, an evil glint in his eye.

"WHAT!?" gasped a distressed Paintbrush.

"Why is Fan get this so called 'special treatment'!? He hasn't done anything wrong! Please... don't hurt him!" Testtube screamed in panic, her eyes wide with fear.

"He was a big fan of my dear lovey dovey MePhone4 and a big threat to our love-filled relationship!" Cobs exclaimed angrily.

"Love!?" I said in disgust, a grimace plastered on my face.

Me and Cobs shared no kind of love. What I felt for him was the opposite of love.

Hatred.

"But never mind that," Cobs chuckled darkly as the mechanical arms slammed Fan into the wall, holding him there. "I'll deal with you later."

Suddenly, three smaller mechanical arms appeared in front of Paintbrush, Testtube, and Lightbulb's feet, vegetable peelers in hand.

"You'll love this! I'm going to skin the soles of your feet." Cobs grinned from ear to ear.

Screams of pain and agony flooded the room.

~

After hours of screaming and agony, the mechanical arms were finished with their sick torture.

I was so caught up in trying to block out the pained screams I hadn't noticed that a fireplace and what seemed to be... hot coals... had been set up.

The mechanical arms took Paintbrush, Lightbulb and Testtube towards the hot coals and forced their feet onto it.

Oh.

Oh no.

I couldn't scream, I couldn't even cry at this point. I just watched in horror as the mechanical arms forced them across the road of hot coals, their anguished cries flooding the room.

At the end of the hot coal path, there was a fire place.

And in an instant, they were thrown into the fireplace, burning...

Then it all came flooding out, tears and everything. Those chained to the wall had already succumbed to crying very early on.

Saying nothing, Cobs walked over to me smiling, caressing my head creepily.

"GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU... YOU MONSTER!" I shrieked, kicking and screaming.

"Shh... shh.. calm down, honey. Quiet down." Cobs hushed me as he held me in place, grinning like Cheshire Cat.

He opened up some apps I had installed on me when I was created.

Suddenly, Paintbrush, Lightbulb and Testtube were alive again, looking very extremely traumatised and chained up to the wall.

...

"Now it's time for Fan's special treatment." Cobs said in a singy-songy voice.