I sat in my comfortable chair, reading the most beautiful scrumptious book to all the prisoners I had captured. The love of my life, Mephone4, sat right next to me, struggling with the chains tightly pressed against his wrist.
This book was called 'Murder At The Hotel' by Axolotcore, which I believe is way better than her other story, 'A corny love story'. Everyone gasped as Fan did a little oopsie and OJ took him away, the tension and climax so suspenseful Paintbrush fainted.
"Okay guys, what have we learned from today's chapter of Murder At the Hotel?" I said.
"You, the reader, should go read it now instead of this crappy piece of fanfic!" Lightbulb piped up proudly, earning a approving nod from me. She would get her dinner today.
"Yea, go now! Read it now!" said Fan, obviously trying to get in on the dinner bandwagon.
so then everyone read Murder At The hotel and got freed and had a happy life because they read that fanfic instead of this one!!!!!
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a corny love story (Steve cobs x mephone4)
FanfictionWhen the charming multi-millionaire playboy Steve Cobs is in his favourite coffee shop, he doesn't expect to meet the love of his life. tw: uuuuuh torture of objects 🥺🥺‼️‼️ this is satire btw i do not ship this awful crap💀
