YO WHERE THE FUCK IS ALL THAT JOHN MULANEY SMUT!? - FINE I'LL DO IT MYSELF...

GUYS I NEED YOUR HELP WITH A MAJOR PROJECT

Hey-o! I'm alive (sort of)
And I have been working on something.
As it's pretty clear, I am taking a break from this book BUT I am not discontinuing it, far from. I'm just not extremely motivated to write one shots atm. Sorry ):

Take this picture of Daddy J and Baby M as an apology.

Howeveeer I need your help with another project. I need some celebrity name suggestions for something ;)

Currently trying to make a list:
John Mulaney
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Here are the requirements:
- The celebrity must be male (as in having a penis and able to get others pregnant)
- must speak English
- must be real and alive (can't be a character, sorry)
- must be between the ages of 21-70
- must be straight (There's gonna be straight sex in this and I feel uncomfortable writing straight smut about someone who's gay)
- someone you actually have a crush on lmao

An example of who it CAN NOT be:
- Dr. Phil
- Trump
- Prince Charles
- Stefon
- The Carrot from Cup Head
- Alexander Hamilton
- Jonathan Groff
- Jesus

However it can be:
- Bill Hader
- Lin-Manuel Miranda
- Charlie Day
- Sean McLoughlin (Jacksepticeye)
- Patrick Stump
- Evan Peters
- Jesse Williams
- Damien Haas
(THESE ARE EXAMPLES, THESE ARE NOT THE ONES I'VE CHOSEN)

You know Actors, Musicians, YouTubers, Comedians, Writers etc. Whoever you can think of.

Throw me all your suggestions since I don't know how happy I am with my picks and I wanna please everyone and also can't wait to write about these people interacting with each other. (:

Also just feel free to hit me with questions or Suggestions to this book or kick me in the crotch when you feel it's been too long.

Love y'all
Have Day
Bye

PS: 10k+Reads!!!!!!! What the fuck???? <3