YO WHERE THE FUCK IS ALL THAT JOHN MULANEY SMUT!? - FINE I'LL DO IT MYSELF...

A ride on Mulaney *wink* *wink*

You had a crush on Mulaney, it was pretty obvious. Especially for your friends Ben and Kris.
You were greeted in the hall Thursday morning by your friends
"Yo, Y/N, you coming to Jake's party tomorrow?" Kris asked you
"I... Don't know guys, to be honest, parties aren't exactly my usually kind of activity" you answered, hugging your books close to your chest
"Mulaney's gonna be thereee" Ben sang, teasingly
You looked up, seeing Kris' smirking face.
Rolling your eyes, you smacked your locker and headed towards class.
"I'll think about it" you simply answered.

At lunch you stood in line behind Kris to pay for the food on your tray, John Mulaney slid in behind you, putting his tray on the counter
"Hey Y/N" he said, smiling
"Hi John" you answered, a bit shy
"So, everyone's talking about the party at Jake's this Friday. You coming?"
You shrugged "I'm not sure, party's usually not my thi-"
"Oh yeah! We're definitely coming, both of us" Kris interrupted.
You shot her a surprised look.
"Great! I guess we'll see each other then" John smiled
"Uhh I guess?" You answered, with no confidence.
You paid for your lunch and sat down with Ben, Kris following
"What the heck Kristina?" You whisper yelled at her
"What?" She answered as she picked up a carrot stick
"I said I'd think about it" you snapped, annoyed "I never said I'd go"
"Aaaand you had plenty time to think. I mean if you want a ride on Mulaney you gotta talk to him somehow, and he clearly want you at the party, I didn't see him asking other girls"
"I'm sure it was just a coincidence, because he stood behind me. All I need is to gather enough courage to talk to him and ask him out."
"That's the exact same thing you said... 3 years ago. Come on Y/N, isn't it about time you do something about your crush? Get to live out some of those fantasies, hm?" She poked at you wiggling her eyebrows.
You didn't answer, but forced yourself to take a bite out of your sandwich, not feeling especially hungry.

Friday came around, you stood outside of Jake's parents home, in your "too-short-borrowed-by-Kris-sequined-dress" if you pulled it down to cover your panties, your boobs would pop out, if you pulled it up to minimize your cleavage your panties would be on full display for everyone. You felt uncomfortable, but you had to admit, you looked good.
Kris had told you that a lot too.
On the way up the driveway Kris slapped your ass, so a sinful yelp escaped your mouth
"damn girl, save that for Mulaney's bedroom"
You hid your smile, and gave her a warning glare. She just shot you back a smirk.

Ben and Kris had long abandoned you, so you stood in a corner, drink in hand and swayed back and forth to the music playing.

The party was lame, drunk teenagers everywhere, loud, Horny, boys grinding up against non interested girls.
You weren't sure if people were dancing or just trying to stand up straight.
The drinks were made of 90% pure liquor and 10% lemonade or whatever.
It tasted awful and burned all the way down your throat, but you needed to loosen up so you went with it and swallowed a couple drinks to get in the mood.

Ben and Kris had long abandoned you, so you stood in a corner, drink in hand and swayed back and forth to the music playing.
When someone spoke up beside you
"Hey Y/N?"
You turned around to see "John! Hey" you smiled
"Cool party, huh?" He said, indicating small talk
"You really think so?"You chuckled
"Not really" he chuckled back "You look good though" he said, taking a sip.
You blushed a bit, taking a sip as well "Thank you, so do you"
He really did, in his jeans and button up shirt, with the sleeves rolled up and his hair styled nicely.

You talked a bit about different stuff before he spoke up
"Hey, I really liked your science project, didn't you Ace it?" He asked, casually.
And that's when it all clicked of fucking course... that's the reason he's talked to you, he wants to do a school project together... Or rather, have you do it.
You could roll your eyes, you felt hurt and betrayed, but also extremely stupid for believing that he was actually interested in you.
Maybe John noticed the change in your atmosphere, cause he suddenly became quiet too. Opening and closing his mouth a couple times, like he wanted to say something. You rolled your eyes, he could talk all he wanted, but you weren't gonna let him manipulate you into doing his homework, like some of the other girls, who were totally simping for the popular boys.
Now John was the one to look hurt.