Okay but John being 40 now looks so great on him - I smell an update soon because he looks so happy and healthy and honestly downright hot! 🥵
One thing we have to address tho is thisOlivia looks Beautiful, John looks great and Malcolm is cute af 😍 buuut
Those are some of the ugliest feet I have ever seen 😭
Those don't look human 😭
Whats wrong with those long claw toes 😭
How can people be attracted to feet? They're so ugly!And those foot lovers rated them 4.91/5 💀
74 wiki feet users looked at those feet and thought "never in my life have I seen anything more beautiful. 5 stars. 10/10 feet" 💀John's having sex with shoes on from now on in this book /jk
See you soon loves. 😉😉
Btw I didn't get to witness John yesterday sadly, but I had a nice dream including him and Charlie Day so 🤷🏼♀️
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YO WHERE THE FUCK IS ALL THAT JOHN MULANEY SMUT!? - FINE I'LL DO IT MYSELF...
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