5:56 pm ///// Time
South Korea ///// Location
3rd pov////// Point of view
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Truth and dare is a dangerous game to play, especially while drunk.
Which is where we join the boys.
Well, some of the boys.
"This is getting boring, no one is giving good dares." Jun whined falling from his seat on the couch to the floor.
"These are good dares, they just aren't dangerous enough for you." Minghao replied scrolling on his phone while putting his feet up in the seat Jun was just occuping.
"I have a good dare and it's definitely dangerous." Vernon said with a smirk, he was sitting on the floor infront of the couch.
"I dare you to take us to China while the Hyungs are gone, or are you too chicken?" He finished off taking another sip of soju.
Minghao rejected the idea immediately.
"Absolutely not. We would literally be locked up in the house for months if we did that." Hao said looking away from his game to stare at Vernon like he was stupid.
The others unfortunately really, and I mean really, liked that idea.
"Omg Vernon, baby that's the best dare ever. We are definitely doing that. Soonie book the tickets!" Jun yelled in excitement, kissing Vernon on the nose before running around in happiness making Chan and Seungkwan giggle at his antics.
"Alright, but if we want to make it in time to get through security then we gotta leave now." Soongyoung said while typing away on his ipad, having been already looking at plane tickets before Vernon even said the dare.
Minghao couldn't believe his eyes or his ears. But, he knew this was gonna be a shit show so why not have front row tickets to it.
"So, are we all in?" Mingyu asked having already put his coat on and bending down to tie his shoes.
They really were all too excited to go explore (party) in China.
Yells of confirmation made its way around the room, everyone was in agreement.
"WE ARE HEADING TO CHINA!"
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Surprisingly it was Wonwoo who realized the others were gone.
Usually he would be the last to realize these things but he went looking for Chan and figured it out pretty easily.
"Well, our other boyfriends are most likely dead so we should probably start planning the funerals." Wonwoo said walking into the kitchen and looking in the fridge.
"Wait what!?! Fuck, did they push the bookcases over in the library again? Please don't kill them, it's the youngins turn to cook tonight." Seungcheol groaned looking at Wonwoo with a tired face.
"No, but the last time I saw any of them was yesterday afternoon and Chan's nowhere to be found even though it's funny cat videos friday so he MUST be dead if he's missing that." Wonwoo explained after taking what he wanted from the fridge
This of course set the others off. While they were freaking out and trying to pull up their location and deciding between them being kidnapped or them doing something stupid.
Wonwoo was still in the kitchen, making his perfect bagel and smoothie. Either way he was going to shoot Chan, you don't miss Funny cat videos Friday without getting a bullet put in you.
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They were just getting into their hotel when Juns phone rang.
"Oh shit, it's the hyungs. What should I do?" Jun asked panicked
"Well you could answer the phone and get yelled at or not answer the phone and get yelled at later." Hansol said while jumping on the bed to lay down.
"Either way we are fucked but we're in China so how much hurt can they cause?" Mingyu asked.
They all knew the answer was a lot but no one said it.
"That's it i'm answering it." Jun said.
PHONE CALL
Hello? - Jun
Where are you guys? Are you okay? Are you just out shopping and we are overreacting? - Jihoon
Uhhh we areeee, well, I mean technically we are here, there, and nowhere. - Jun
The others in the hotel room look at Jun like he's stupid.
"Jun, baby, please just tell us where you guys are at. I promise we won't get mad we're just worried and want you guys safe." - Joshua
Jun looked at the others surrounding him and the phone, all of them clearly hearing Joshua begging for him to answer him, knowing that the other hyungs were most definitely listening in.
Jun sees the others faces and sees how upset they are at hearing how scared for them Joshua sounded. He knew he couldn't just lie to him again, his heart wouldn't allow him.
"Hyung, we took a plane to China. We are all in China right now" Jun says uneasily almost whispering but wanting the other man to hear him.
"But, don't worry hyungs we made sure to only go to clubs owned by EXO so we aren't putting ourselves in any danger and none of us are getting blacked out drunk! Well, except last night when we ended up dancing on the poles and getting almost $20,000 in cash I mean can you belive that and -" Vernon started getting more excited while telling them, remembering when it happened but getting cut off by Seungkwan shoving his hand over his mouth.
"Hansol shut the fuck up right now." Chan said glaring at Vernon, knowing he was making it worse, so, so, so, much worse for them.
"EXO? The same EXO who we've just entered a alliance with three days ago? The ink has barely even dried." Joshua said not even daring to talk the other things he said. There would be time for that when they were safe and
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