Weak Hero Incorrect Quotes #1

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Weak hero incorrect quotes #1

1.

Wolf Keum: I hate you.
Jake Ji: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.

2.

Jake Ji: You have to apologize to them Wolf Keum.
Wolf Keum: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

3.

Wolf Keum: You have an impressive pain tolerance.
Jake Ji: Thanks, it's the trauma.

4.

Wolf Keum: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?
Jake Ji: Aww-
Wolf Keum: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!

5.

Wolf Keum: *sees someone doing something stupid*
Wolf Keum: What an idiot.
Wolf Keum: *realizes it's Jake Ji*
Wolf Keum: Wait, that's MY idiot!

6.

jack kang: I'm cold.
jimmy bae: Here, take my hoodie.
*meanwhile*
Jake Ji: I'm cold.
Wolf Keum: I can't control the weather, Jake .

7.

Jake Ji: Are you sure Wolf 's even gay? He barely even looked at me.

8.

Jake Ji: Do you want to know your gay name?
Wolf Keum: My... my gay name?
Jake Ji: Yeah, it's your first name-
Wolf Keum: Haha. Very funny Jake Ji-
Jake Ji: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
Wolf Keum: Oh- oh my god.

9.

Jake Ji: Are we fighting or flirting?
Wolf Keum: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Jake Ji: Your point?

10.

Wolf Keum: *seductively takes off glasses*
Wolf Keum: Wow...
Jake Ji: *blushes* Haha... what?
Wolf Keum: You're really fucking blurry.

11.

Jake Ji: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.
Wolf Keum: Aren't you forgetting something?
Jake Ji: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Wolf Keum's forehead before running out.*
Wolf Keum: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

12.

Wolf Keum: Bro-
Jake Ji: No, no, hold up, rewind.
Jake Ji: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

13.

Jake Ji, throwing his head into Wolf Keum's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Wolf Keum, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

14.

Kingsley Kwan: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...

Jack Kang: I really care about your feelings!

Jimmy Bae: I really care about YOUR feelings!

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