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341.

*spoilers*



*After Wolf was expelled from union*

Donald: Jake-

Jake: *sighs* Wolf used to call me Jake...

Donald: ...Because it's your fucking name.



342.

Wolf, to Jake: You're starting to forget your Spanish. You don't practice.
Jake: Lo siento. Estoy embarazada.
Wolf: You just told me you're pregnant.
Jimmy: Congratulations Jake, you're glowing!


343.

Jimmy: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there's nothing there?
Wolf: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.
Jimmy:
Jimmy: *sobs*
Jake: You fucking scared him, you idiot.


344.

Jake: Hi, who's this? Jimmy changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.
Wolf: What's mine?
Jake: Dwarf.
Wolf: HE'S SO MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SHORT!
Jake: Oh, hey Wolf.
Wolf: FUCK!


345.

Wolf: I have locked Jimmy in a cage designed by his own art. Oh, he has been well and truly hoist by his own petard.

Jake: Could you put it another way? I didn't understand a word of that.
Wolf: I'm blackmailing him.
Jake: Oh, happy days.



346.

Donald, in a room with Jake, Wolf, and Jimmy: It's calm in here.
Donald: It scares me...



347.

Jimmy: Why are Wolf and Jake sitting with their backs to each other?
Donald: They had a fight.
Jimmy: Then why are they holding hands?
Donald: They get sad when they fight.



348.

Donald: It's time to turn this into a real business.
Jake: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?
Wolf: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes?
Jimmy: I handle our accounting.



349.

Jimmy: I like your top, Wolf!
Jake: I have a name, you know.
Wolf: *sighs* Why. Why are you like this.



350.

Jimmy: If I say I love you, will you say it back?
Wolf: Yes.
Jimmy: I love you.
Wolf: It back.
*Later*
Jake: Why is Jimmy crying face-down on the floor?



351.

Jimmy: That shirt looks great, Jake.
Jake: Thanks.
Jimmy: But I bet it would look even better on Wolf's floor.
Wolf: Are you hitting on Jake... for me?

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