ᗯEᗩK ᕼEᖇO OᑎEᔕᕼOTᔕ , ᗪᖇᗩᗷᗷᒪEᔕ & ᔕᕼOᖇT ᔕTOᖇIEᔕ

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274.

Jake: Pick a card, any card.
Wolf: Fine.
Jake: Wait, that's my credit card!
Wolf: You said any card.

275.

Wolf: I can't believe you've done this.....
Jake: I'm sorry I didn't know-!
Wolf, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

276.

Jake: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?
Wolf: Nope, there's 26.
Jake: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.
Wolf: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.
Jake: You'll get the D later ;).

277.

Wolf: Guys, there's a monster under my bed and it's really ugly.
Jimmy, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

278.

Wolf: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Jake: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

279.

*at 3am*
Jimmy: *runs into Jake's room and turns on the light* Wake up sleepyhead!
Jake: *wakes up* Dude!
Jimmy: *cackles*
Wolf: *sits up from where he was sleeping behind Jake* What the fuck, Jimmy?
Jimmy: *jaw drops* Wait WHAT-

280.

*Donald is laying on the floor with his eyes closed*
Wolf: Hey, is he sleeping or dead?
Jake: Hopefully dead, I hated him.
Wolf: Yeah, me too.
Donald, sitting up: First of all, fuck you guys.

281.

*one day at union assembly*

Wolf: Sorry, I'm late to the assembly. I've been doing things.
Jake, entering in an unbuttoned shirt: I got caught up doing things too.
Jimmy: Wow, Wolf was late too! What a coincidence!

282.

Donald: Did you take out Jake as I requested?
Wolf: Jake has been taken out, yes.
Donald: You have my grat-
Wolf: It was a great restaurant.
Wolf: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.
Wolf: Jake proposed afterwards- we're filing the wedding papers.

283.

Jimmy: *finds a note* Hmm, whats this?
Jake: Hey, that's mine! *tries to grab it*
Jimmy: Aww, it's a love note for Wolf?
Jake: No-
Jimmy: *opens it*
Jimmy:
Jake:
Jimmy: I can't read this.