Danganrompa Oneshots (OPEN)

Saimota - Third Wheelin' 🌸

Kaito's POV

Ugh. Why is he here. It was supposed to be a nice date. Just me and Shuichi. Now its is us two, and the annoying fucking purple gremlin. Why on earth did Shu approve of this.

"Soo, hows ya love life been?", Ouma asked, leaning his elbow on the cafe shop table and resting his chin on his hand. Shuichi has a look of regret painted all over his face, as he went to pick up his coffee. "Yea it's really nice! Kaito is such an amazing boyfriend!", he says, causing me to fluster and smile.

"I treat my baby right and love them unconditionally!", I say confidently, and quite loudly if I'm being honest, as a few heads turned in the cafe we were at. Even better, that makes sure that everyone knows how good of a boyfriend I am and how Shuichi is taken so the weird guy in the corner could stop eying him through the magazine he was holding.

Yea. I see you.

Ouma then randomly asked, "Let's cut to the chase. Have you to banged yet?" Shuichi almost spat out his drink, which I think is adorable. "No... not that I recall of.." His random pauses in the middle of sentences are something you get used to over time.

Surprisingly, we haven't "banged" yet, and we don't plan on it until later on in the relationship. We keep it wholesome, like usual. But Kokichi had assumptions. That's probably why I hate him, as he spends to much time with Miu who continues to fuck herself and talk about it like she is proud of it.

"Kokichi, I'm sorry, but stop bothering us. This is supposed to be a date." I say bluntly to the purple gremlin that sat across from me. I check on Shuichi, who is staring blankly out of the window. "Hey Shu! You need something to eat? Apparently they do some really good cinnamon rolls here!" He drew out of his small daydream and turned back to us, smiling.

"I must admit, I would like to try some of them.", he said, smiling and tilting his head. "Are you not gonna ask meee?", Ouma asked, tugging at me sleeve, "Saihara knows that I love cinnamon rolls!" I prized him off of my jacket and rolled my eyes. "Listen, I AM PAYING FOR MY BOYFRIEND AND NOT YOU." He was taken aback by my sudden outburst, that made Shuichi laugh. "Okay calm down, geez." He said, slumping into his chair and sulking."

"So, I'll go order the rolls then!" I got up and walked up to the service counter, making sure to continue to look behind me consistently, checking that Kokichi wasn't stirring up any problems.

Shuichi's POV

My boyfriend is really nice at heart, I promise you. It's just he can get on edge quite easily, he and Kokichi have never seen eye to eye since the killing game as Kaito ruined Kokichi's plan to end the killing game. It's perfectly understandable, as the whole world isn't built to get along. To the point where it's really funny.

"Soo, Shuichi.. Would you convince your boyfriend to get me some food?" I look at him with dead cold eyes. "I don't think he is changing his mind any time soon, heh.", I say sheepishly, turning to face the window again. I had seen a few people that I recognised. It was quite awkward with Kokichi listening to every word we say, and all our supposed "private" conversations were non-existent now.

It was quite funny though, then fighting for my attention. I never really thought about it that way, but I sure as hell value Kaito over Kokichi, Ouma being a great friend and all, Kaito is my boyfriend, and I have my priorities straight.

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