Kotlc & Renegades & Grishaverse Oneshots

Why There is No Truth Potion In KOTLC

"Did you put the potion in the tea?" Dex asked.

Biana nodded "I slipped it to Sophie at our sleepover, gave it to Fitz and  Keefe when we played Bramble, and payed Keefe to slip it to Ro and Sophie to slip it to  Bo."

Dex gave a thumbs-up. "I gave it to the twins and Marella just now. I think everyone is in the room."

Biana clapped her hands together "great! Lock the the doors"

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Sophie looked up when she heard the doors slam shut. "Well, Biana always was a weirdo," she said. When people turned to look at her, she exclaimed, "Wait, did I say that aloud?!"

"I can confirm Blondie you did say that out loud." Ro said grinning.

"She's cute enough to get away with it." To Sophie's surprise, that comment did not come from Keefe, but from Tam, who's face was bright pink.

Linh squealed. "I knew it! You do like her! Gimme a sec to get out my wedding binder."

Marella rolled her eyes. "Well I'm fine with any ship as long as it doesn't include Fitz. Those teal eyes are breathtaking." Her eyes went wide. "Holy crap."

"Hold on Fire Engine likes Fitzy?" Keefe's expression morphed into an evil grin.

Fitz was beet red. "This doesn't seem to be normal."

"Well since we're all admitting our secret crushes..." Keefe turns toward Sophie "Foster I've had a crush on you since we went to heal your powers."

"Well I've had a crush on you since you helped Linh by Inflicting on her," Tam said while his face turned as red as Marella's hair on the Stellarlune cover.

Fitz turned an angry red "well I think you're all forgetting SOPHIE IS MY GIRLFRIEND!"

"I like Keefe," Linh squeaked. Then she stuffed her head into a couch cushion.

"Well" Marella said "I would like to point out that Sophie has been trying to find a way to break up with you for weeks Fitz. I should know I was helping her."

Bo stated, "It seems my charge has been silent this whole time. I would like to know her opinions on the matter."

Sophie's eyes dart side to side "ummmmmm. Okay I might have asked Marella how to break up with Fitz." She turned to Fitz "I'm really sorry I just don't like you anymore." Then she turned to Keefe "I like you just not that way." Finally she turned to Tam "I don't really want to date anyone right now talk to me in a month." Then she used her telekinetic  powers to  float up then let herself fall teleporting right before she hit the ground.

Suddenly something dawned on Tam. He turned to Linh. "Who did you say you liked again?"

Suddenly Linh got quiet "um Keefe" she mumbled.

"WHAT!!!!!!" Tam roared. "THAT BOY!!!!!!!"

Keefe looked scared. "Look Bangs Boy I don't want any trouble."

Ro whistled. "Alright. Looks like I finally get to see some blood tonight. FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"

Suddenly Biana's voice crackled on some invisible speaker " no fighting"

"Aw, man," Marella said.

Keefe stared up at the invisible cameras and speakers "Biana Dex I'm begging you here let us out before I die."

Tam stalked over and punched Keefe in the face. Linh whimpered a bit from the corner.

Then finally Linh sent a wall of water between Tam and Keefe "Tam just because I like Keefe does not mean you can hurt him! Physically or mentally."

"But I don't like him," Tam whined. 

Linh glared at him "and I didn't like your short crush on Biana! Now back off."

Marella applauded. "This was the most entertaining thing I've ever experienced."

Keefe cleared his throat "I think we're all forgetting about the fact that both you and Fitzy like each other. Kiss already jeezz."

Marella paled. "Biana get me the hell out of here."

Biana's voice crackled on the speakers again "Sorry no can do Marella. No one's leaving till all the secrets are out. And I mean all of them"

"When I was in the Neverseen I ate a rock," Tam said. "It didn't taste half bad, actually."

 Ro huffed "Fine Princess I'll tell you all my secrets. Okay number 1: the wedding ring Bo has is slowly deteriorating the flesh on his finger. Number two: Hunkyhair talks in his sleep and mostly he's beating up the emo or getting married to Blondie. Number three: I sat in a tree in Blondie's backyard for 12 hours to spy on her and Wonderboy because I wanted to see if I could knit and spy at the same time. Number four~"

"Okay" Dex interrupted "we've heard enough from you."

Suddenly a trapdoor opened up under Ro's feet and she fell into the space below yelling ogre curses.

"Oh my," Fitz said. "When I'm alone in the house I try on Biana's dresses and sing Chandelier."

"I cried myself to sleep since I was two till now,"

"How are your eyes not puffy?" Marella asked.

Keefe grinned "moisturizer does wonders."

Marella sighed. "Once I burned my history mentor's books because he was saying a bunch of crap about Pyrokinetics being uncontrollable and then I spray-painted his wall with graffiti that said Who's uncontrollable now?"

"Okay" Linh said "I have to ask" she turned to Keefe "do you like me or not?"

"Welp," Keefe said. "Look, I'm sorry, but I never~gurk"

Linh cried out "Tam don't strangle him!"

Bo sighed. He turned toward the speakers. "Am I legally required to do something right now?"

Biana's voice come on the speakers "legally yes you do have to stop him."

Grumbling about his job, Bo tore apart Tam and Keefe. "Look, as much as I dislike the girl who flooded my city, this is a bit of overkill. We just need one more secret to get out of here, and it's Bubbles over there."

Linh squeaked "does it have to be me?"

"Yup" Dex said.

She sighed "okay my secret is............. Tam doodles wedding invitations in his textbooks and you're all invited to see him get married to Sophie. Even you Keefe, but you have to sit near the toilets."

"Does that count?" Dex asked.

"Eh a secret is a secret" Biana replied. 

Suddenly a door opened up and they all rushed out.

"Let's agree never to speak of this again," Tam said.

"Agreed," everyone chorused.