As I teleported across Remnant I did a lot of fun things in the brief time I had. I somehow ended up in a office looking at Colonial Sanders ( aka Weiss's father) . He told me to leave or he'll call the police so I just sucker punched him and poof off I go again. Then I somehow ended up in another throne room looking at a beautiful women up front.
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???: Who are you?
Me: Ok listen I know this looks bad but I'll be gone any minute now.
???: I said who are you human and how did you get here?!
Me: Well Miss I'm Cayde and how I got here is by accident but don't worry I'll be gone soon... I think?
Sienna: Well I'm Sienna Khan, leader of the White Fang. Might I ask how are you... like this?
Me: Oh well that's a funny story really. You see I- *vanishes again*
Sienna: Wow he wasn't kidding about him being gone so soon?
End POV
Cayde's Warehouse
Ruby: Oooooo what's that?
Pyrrha: Cayde's been making a real life spaceship out of a used bullhead.
Blake: Doesn't look like a bullhead anymore.
Weiss: How can he make a spaceship if dust doesn't work outside the atmosphere?
Pyrrha: He somehow found an alternative source of power for the ship but enough of that let's find a way to turn off this Vex teleporter.
They approach the teleporter trying to figure out how it works. Many buttons show which confused the group even more.
Yang: Why don't we smash it?
Weiss: You dolt what if Cayde gets teleported into space or even worse?
Yang: Ok ok we won't smash it.
Ruby: How about... this button? *boop*
Somehow she was about to turn it off just pressing a random button then she gets a call from her scroll.
Ruby: Hello?
Cayde: "Hey you did it! You got me out!"
Pyrrha: Cayde where are you?
Cayde: "I-I-I honestly don't know?"
???: "Kali I think we have intruder in the house!"
Cayde: "oh no."
Blake: What is that?
Kali: Um honey there's a blonde man in the living room?"
