Man:Hey, Gar! Gar!
Gar:Oh. Hey, Cliff. What's up, dude?
Cliff:Who are you talking to?
Gar:Uh... myself. Come on, Gar. You beat Super Mario World, you can beat this.
Cliff:Oh. Where were you today?
Gar:Down here. Duh.
Cliff:Bullshit. You went to town again.
He clears his throat
Gar:Look, my controller broke and I had to go get a new one. Okay? I knew I could get there and back before Chief came home.
Cliff:Oh, shit. Kid! Relax. No one followed me.
Kept a low profile.
Cliff:You want to keep a low profile, you wear a hat.
Gar:Ha, funny! You know, that's a good joke.
I heard another good joke. Why was the robot mad? 'Cause someone kept pushing his buttons.
Cliff laughs sarcastically
Cliff:Keep pushing 'em, there'll be a green tiger-skin rug in my bedroom. Dinner. One hour. Come tell Larry what you want, brat.
Gar:Okay. I'll be up in a minute.
Cliff:I was not put on this Earth to babysit.
DOOR OPENS
DOOR CLOSES
GAR SIGHS
Gar looks at Zion and Rachel still in the closet
Gar:That was close. Three players?
Rachel opens the closet and Cliff a robot stands before them
Cliff:Gotcha!
They yell
Now carrying the two out gar follows behind rapidly
Gar:Come on, Cliff. It's all right, man. They're cool.
Cliff:I know, and they listen to all the right
music, and they're just awesome. And make her go.
Rachel:What is this place? Who are you people?
Gar:Chief calls us "the conventionally challenged." And this place is...
Cliff:You need to go home, kids.
Zion:Are you a robot? Or...
Cliff:Here we go.
Gar:He's a robotman.
Cliff:Oh, fuck me.
Gar:Cliff was a race car driver. A pretty famous one, too. He got into a bad accident. His body was pretty much kaput. Chief managed to save his brain.
Gar knocks on his head
Cliff:Knock it off.
Gar:What little there was left of it.
Cliff:Hey. They gotta go before the Chief gets home.
Zion:Who's the Chief?
Gar:Well, he's the greatest doctor in the world.
Saved all of us.
Rachel:All of you? Who else lives here?
Gar:Well, there's...
Cliff yanks gar away
Cliff:You do realize this is supposed to be a secret, right? No, no. Let me get this straight.
You want the Chief, who just learned to walk again, to walk into your dumbassery.
Zion and Rachel go roaming around the mansion
Gar:I thought maybe Chief could help them .
Cliff:Ooh, you hate them that much?
They see they're gone
Cliff:Oh, shit.
Rock music is heard on speakers as zion and Rachel watch a man in bandages cook like a god
Cliff grabs them
Cliff:Hey. Wow. Show's over.
The man in bandages notices the two as he lowers the music volume
Man: Who's this?
Gar:That's Rachel and Zion.
Cliff:I was just showing them out.
YOU ARE READING
Spirit Of Vengeance X Titans
FanfictionRaven now has an older brother in this story helping her control her abilities better as they navigate through their new hectic life
