Autobot A-Z Fluff and NSFW Headcanons {Discontinued}

RID2015 Sideswipe (NSFW)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

~ Sideswipe's young and somewhat careless sometimes, so he's not exactly the best at aftercare

~ He gets really sleepy after having sex with you, but cuddly at the same time

~ He usually has a bottle of water nearby for you to rehydrate yourself, although there have been a few times that he's forgotten to fill one up for you

~ He makes it up by expressing his love for you

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

~ Sideswipe's favorite body part of his own are his holoform's perfect abs

~ His favorite body part of yours is your collarbone; he loves leaving love bites on it where everyone can see them

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

~ Sideswipe's favorite place to cum on you is on your face or all over your body

~ He doesn't have anything against cumming inside of you, but he loves to spill his semen on your skin

~ His holoform's cum is mostly clear and it has a watery yet sticky consistency to it

~ His transfluid is different; it's thicker and it's got a medium blue tint to it

~ Sideswipe thinks it's hot when you swallow his cum when you give him a blowjob while he's using his holoform

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

~ Sideswipe has many dirty secrets; one of which are the many hookups he had while he was living on Cybertron

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

~ As mentioned above, Sideswipe's had a lot of hookups which means he's very sexually experienced for someone his age

~ After fragging so many bots he knows what he's doing, although it took him about three weeks to figure out how to pleasure you seeing as humans are more sensitive than cybertronians

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

~ Sideswipe has three main favorite positions he likes when he has sex with you

~ Legs on shoulders (#248), deck chair (#348) and ladyboy (#246)

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

~ Expect Sideswipe to be a little goofy and humorous during sex because that's just the type of person he is

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

~ Sideswipe's holoform is programed to be completely shaven, including his crotch area

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? The romantic aspect)

~ Sideswipe isn't really too romantic during sex, but he makes up for it by making sure you know how much he loves you

~ He's more dirty and horny during the moment than romantic

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

~ Sideswipe's a horny young bot, so if you're not in the mood or you're unavailable for whatever reason he'll masturbate while thinking about you