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 Ayato: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke. 

 Diluc: Okay, but what is updog? 

 Itto: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish. 

 Kaeya: Not, that's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released. 

 Thoma: No, that's an update. You're thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden. 

 Zhongli: Surely, that's Uppsala, where's updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter. 

 Ayato: That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs. 

 Kaeya: You're thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current. 

 Itto: No, that's an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway. 

 Diluc: What's a henway?? 

 Ayato: Oh, about five pounds.