Aether, rubbing their temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarrette.
Heizou: But Aether, we don't smoke.
Aether: Cut the crap, Heizou. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.
Aether: *points at Scara* One! *points at Xiao* Two! *points at Venti* Three! *points at Kazuha* Four! *points at Heizou* Five!
Aether: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarrette between these two fingers!
Kazuha: *puts a cigarrette in Aether's hand*
Aether: Thank you. ...Light?
The Squad: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*
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