[Helluva Boss] The Hybrid Lost In Hell

A Shopping Date With Loona

Loona's pov

I had a dream last night. It was about him. I remember it well; we got married and grew old together. Sure, it was cheesy as hell, but I loved every second of it, and at the end of the day, that's all that matters. The other and I walked into the office and saw Y/N getting taller again. Moxxie forced us side by side; he was at shoulder level with me now.

Moxxie: Well, now you're on her shoulders." I don't understand it.

Millie: Maybe it's magic.

Y/N: Yup.

Loona: You're magic?

Y/N: No idea.

Moxxie: Hmmm.

Blitzø: Well, we've got work to do and you're still growing, so how about we just put a pin in it for now?

Y/N: It sounds good to me.

Moxxie: I guess so.

Millie:Well, alright.

Loona: Whatever.

Blitz: I'm glad we were all in agreement. Now get back to work.

Y/N and I walked over to our shared desk and hung out for a little bit.

Loona: So can you tell me more about the earth?

Y/N: What do you want to know?

Loona: Just in general. What was it like living there?

Y/N: Well, it's dying.

Loona: You told me that already.

Y/N: War could break out at any minute.

Loona: Can you tell me something positive about it?

Y/N: We bully Karens at least.

Loona: Who's Karen?

Y/N: People who complain to the manager for no reason.

Loona: Oh.

But the living world is pretty chill sometimes. We've got some pretty great landmarks like the Eiffel Tower, Niagara Falls, and Mount Rushmore, and some places like Italy have great food. Earth may seem bad at times, but more often than not, it can be a rather chill place. I mean, sure, some people are dicks, but some people are really nice. Given the change, I wouldn't have gone back, but that doesn't mean the earth is all doom and gloom.

Loona: I should try to visit more; it seems like a nice place.

Y/N: You should go to a great place sometimes.

I then got a little curious about his death.

Loona: So how did you die?

Y/N: Dude.

Loona: What? I'm just curious, that's all.

Y/N: I don't know; I was on my couch, then I'm in hell, so maybe I died in my sleep or something.

Loona: Damn.

Y/N: It's not like I had much when I was alive anyway.

Loona: Huh, well, at least you're here with us now; that's a plus, right?

Y/N: Of course it is.

Loona: Alright, sorry in advance, but I'm going to pull a Moxxie real quick.

Y/N: AHHH NO MOXXIE 2.0!

Loona: Don't ever call me that again.

Y/N: Oh, don't be like that; I was just poking some fun at you, is all.