New year New Hound

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Y/N's pov

I woke up feeling way too hungover from the party last night. I was thankful I had Loona asleep on top of me, who seemed to be passed out, meaning if I play my cards right, I can slip out of her grasp and get some nice cold water. While walking, I seemed to have stepped on something or someone. I looked down and saw Millie, who appeared to have too much to drink as well. Moxxie could be seen over In the distance with vodka bottles In his hand, along with some glass shards around him, I eventually opened the cabinet, only to see Blitz, who seemed to be sleeping in our fucker cabinets.

Blitzø: Oh, hey Y/N.

Y/N: JESUS FUCK DUDE

I dropped my class, which shattered all over the fucking floor, and you'll never guess what happened next. Go on, guess, go on, take what happened next. I'll give you a second. Alright, if you guessed Loona walking up, you guessed right. Good job. She slowly walked up towards me, wrapped her arms around me, and then nuzzled into my chest.

Loona: Hey, babe, how are you feeling?

Y/N: Hungover as fuck, how about you?

Loona: Same.

Blitzø: Hey Loony.

Loona: FUCK BLITZ, DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT.

Blitzø: Sorry, Loony.

I heard noises coming from Moxxie's direction.

Moxxie:Ugh, fuck my head.

Y/N: Moxxie, do not move; there are glass shards all around you.

Moxxie: Thanks.

Blitzø: Well, let me know when you too are ready to go.

Loona: Should you really be driving hungover?

Blitzø: Oh, I never had any drinks; I was just sleeping in your cabinet.

Loona: WHAT?

Y/N: Dude, what the fuck?

Moxxie: That's nothing new.

Blitzø: I did it with Moxxie and Millie all the time.

Loona: Has anyone even seen Millie?

Y/N: While I was making my way over here to get some water, I think I might have tripped over her.

Blitzø: Oh, you want some water.

Loona: Can you please get out of my cabinet, please?

Millie walked over to me and kneed me in the stomach.

Millie: Fuck you, dude.

Loona: Can you fucking not do that to him, please?

Y/N: No, no, it's fine, Loo. I did trip over her and injure her, and it's not like an imp. Can you do anything to me? No offence, Millie.

Millie: Whatever.

Blitzø: You guys want some water, tea, or anything like that?

Moxxie: Loona, do you even have any tea?

Loona: How else do you think I can help Y or N relieve stress?

I told you that in confidence.

Millie: I could go for some tea.

I could use some water.

Loona: Ugh, god, I feel like shit right now.

Millie: Hey Blitz, you think we can have tomorrow off? I'm really not used to having hangovers this bad.

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