[Helluva Boss] The Hybrid Lost In Hell

A Chat With Satan and The Hazbin Hotel

Blitzø's pov

I was sitting in my office doing paperwork or whatever when I heard the sound of an angry Loona bursting through the office door. Fearing for the worst, I ran out of the office to see Loona stomping back and forth.

Blitzø: What happened?

Y/N: Loona and I went out for coffee this morning, but they

Loona: THEY WOULDN'T FUCKING SERVE Y/N BECAUSE HE'S HALF HUMAN.

Y/N: Loona, calm down.

Loona: NO! I'M SICK OF YOU NOT HAVING YOUR RIGHTS DOWN HERE!

Blitzø: I'm sorry, I'm confused.

The other day Loona found out that most places in hell won't serve me because I'm half-human, and she's a little pissed off about it.

We looked over at Loona, who had just thrown a water cooler across the office. Hearing all the noise, M&M walked into the room just as confused as me.

Moxxie: What's going on in here?

Moxxie looked over at Loona.

Moxxie: Are you feeling okay, Loona?

Loona: NO!

Millie: What happened?

She calmed her breathing down a little bit and sighed.

Loona: Restaurants around hell won't serve Y/N.

Millie: Why?

Loona: It's because he's half-human.

I realised that I had completely forgotten about his rules. Loona will be killed if he finds out these two are dating.

Blitzø: You two can't be together.

Loona shed a small tear.

Loona: W-what?

Blitzø: Loony I know this is going to be hard for you, but you can't be with him.

Loona: "But we belong together.

Blitzø: He's half human, Loony, and you know the rules.

Loona: But he never said anything about hybrids.

Blitzø: He's the only hybrid in hell, sweetie; if he sees you with Y/N, he'll have your head on the wall.

Loona: I don't give a shit what he does to me.

Blitzø: Loona, he'll put your head on display.

Loona: I. Don't. Give. A. Shit.

Blitzø: Loony, please; I'd rather have you alive than anything else.

Loona: Well, if I'm going to die, I'm going to spend my last moments with Y/N.

Y/N: ...Loona.

Loona: Yes, baby?

Y/N: I don't want you to die.

Loona: What are you saying?

Y/N: I don't know. But if you died because of me, I don't think I'd be able to live with myself.

Loona: Are we breaking up?

Loona started to tear up a bit.