RWBY Abridged: Launch Party

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-Running Noises-

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Ugh, -sigh- The following-

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Ruby: 'God my fucking head. Great another Yangover. Why does talking to my sister damage my brain the same as alcohol?'

???: Uh oh. She's waking up. I better finish up fast.

Ruby: What the hell.

Ruby tries to get up but realizes that she's tied to the floor.

Ruby: Hey, hey! Who tied up my arms? HEY! HEY, SOMEONE HELP I CANT MOVE!

???: NORA WHAT DID I TELL YOU?

Nora: Oh hey Ren. Just finishing up breakfast here, then I'll be ready for the day!

Ren: NO EATING OTHER STUDENT'S SKIN!

Nora: Oh it's not like she needs it anyways.

Nora rushes back to Ruby.

Nora: You scared?

Ruby: AAAAAA-

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Nora: You know I get hungry when I'm excited.

Ren: It's okay Nora. I mean, I did tell you we were having pancakes in the mess hall, but don't worry, I'm not mad.

Nora: You mean it, Ren?

Earlier

Guy 1: HELP SOMEONE GET THE NURSE! THE SKIN ON MY FRIEND'S ARM IS MISSING!

Guy 2: OH GOD IT BURNS!

Guy 3: Umm guys, there's an orange hair girl tying up a red hair girl in the ballroom.

Ren tries to ignore all the things about Nora as his face keeps getting red and he saws through his pancakes fast enough to make a fire on them.

Guy 4: Dude the butter will melt on its own, just give it a sec.

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Ren: Of course. Why would I be mad? Now listen very carefully Nora, the goal of today is to make teams, so promise me when we're out there, you won't kill a single person.

Nora: I won't kill a single person.

Ren: Good.

Nora: Multiple people are fine though right?

Ren: Alright Nora you do not understand, don't kill anyone.

Nora: Don't kill everyone.

Ren: ANYONE!

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