Ozpin: Alright children. Today begins our first day of training.
Ruby: Boy lemme tell ya, I can barely hold my excitement.
(Y/N): Eh, you'll be fine Ruby
Nora: I don't need training. I kill things all the time.
Ren: Eum bum ba, it's ok guys she doesn't mean people, it's cool.
Yang: Woah! We got to hear Ren and Nora's voices before chapter 3 is even out. I wonder how far we can take this? Hey Pyrrha, say something!
Pyrrha: -Static-
Yang: Wow, such a beautiful voice.
Ozpin: Now as per usual here at Beacon Academy, we have a very important tradition to get our students ready to fight the monsters through Remnant, by playing them a little training music.
(You can start playing the video now.)
Ruby: What training- oh no. Oh God no.
Ozpin: This one is a particular classic that I think you'll all enjoy.
Ruby: Please, let's not do this, we're better than this.
Ozpin: But remember children, we have a long way to go.
Ruby: It's been done so many times!
Ozpin: "Let's get down to business."
Ruby: Son of a fucker!
Ozpin: "To defeat, the Grimm."
Ruby: -Groans-
Ozpin: "I asked for warriors. What I got, was him"
Jaune: Hey!
Ozpin: No one rhymes here.
Ozpin: "Your the saddest bunch I've ever met. But you can bet before we're through. Children, I'll make huntsmen, out of you."
"Tranquil as a forest. But on fire, within."
Yang: Hey Weiss, your in this song!
Weiss: Shut up!
Ozpin: "Once you use your semblance, you are sure to win."
"You're a spineless pale, pathetic lot, and you haven't got a clue. Somehow I'll make huntsmen, out of you!"
Jaune: "Guys I think that I broke my leg"
Weiss: "I hate all of you equally"
Nora: "Boy was I a fool for cutting Jim."
Ren: Yeah poor Jim.
Nora: HE HAD IT COMING!
Glinda: "These kids should learn not to beg."
Pyrrha: "-Static-"
Jaune: Guys I was serious about the whole leg thing, I think I might actually need to go to the hospital.
Ozpin: "You must be swift as a coursing river. With all the force of a great typhoon. With all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the current state of, the moon!"
Ruby: What did happen to it?
Ozpin: Nobody knows
Ozpin: "Time is racing towards us. Till the school year ends."
Yang: "C'mon Ruby cheer up! And go make some friends!"
Ruby: No you know what! "I'm not standing for this anymore. Let's pack up and go home I'm through."
Ozpin: "Not till I, make huntsmen, out of you!"
Ruby: Alright, fine...
"We must be swift as a coursing river. With all the force of a great typhoon. With all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the current state of the moon!"
"We must be swift as a coursing river. With all the force of a great typhoon. With all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the current state of the moon!"
Ruby: Yes! Finally, the school year is over, I can finally leave this place.
Catgirl: Ugh, there you guys are. I finished Eye of The Catgirl.
Weiss: Umm, what?
Catgirl: You said we were parodying a training song today.
Yang: Sorry we just finished.
Catgirl: For real?
Ruby: Yeah, but training is finally over.
Glinda: Actually Ruby, chapter 3 still hasn't come out yet. So this chapter isn't canon.
Ruby: Wait what
(Y/N): Yeah Ruby, this is just a standalone chapter. This will have no effect on the series.
Ruby: So what your saying is. When this chapter ends. All of the training we've done for the past year-
Glinda: Will be erased yes.
Ruby: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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