Jaune: Eh, Jaune Arc doesn't like the feel of this cave. It feels like he's in one of those teen horror movies where they walk down a dark corridor before they get attacked by something. Well, at least we got a light.
Jaune trips over a rock and drops the torch into a puddle.
Jaune:
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Pyrrha: Oh Jaune, don't you know the rules of horror movies? The virgin always dies last.
Jaune: But wait shouldn't you be scared since the whore dies first?
-Growl-
Pyrrha: That wasn't you who I just kicked was it?
Jaune: You tried to kick-
A Deathstalker bursts out of the cave while Jaune hangs onto its stinger while Pyrrha jumps out of the way.
Jaune: PYRRHA!!!!!!
Pyrrha: Jaune, don't worry. Just try to hang on for just a second.
Jaune: Alright, whatever you're gonna do, do it- wait are you getting your phone out?
Pyrrha: 'This will make such a good wallpaper."
Jaune: YOU RED-HAIR BIIIIIIIIIIII
Jaune gets flung into the air before Pyrrha can get the picture.
Pyrrha: Damn it.
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RWBY: Abridged
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