roasting randy

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(Just a little random thing!)

Randy-" guy's I want you to roast me, give it your best shot"

Tatum -" you know randy if I had a dollar for everytime you said something smart I'll be broke "

Sidney-" I'll slap you but  that's animal abuse"

Stu-" when I see you're face ,there's not a thing I would change expect the direction I was walking in"

Billy-" I'm not saying I hate you but I will unplug your life support to charge my phone"

Tatum-" Everyone has a right be ugly but you're overdoing it"

Stu-" some day you'll go far and I hope you stay there"

Billy-" I don't exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water I would drink it "

Sidney-" so a thought has crossed you're mind ? Must have been a long and lonely journey "

Tatum-" when you were born that doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back"

Randy-" have you guy's just been holding those in?cause some of them felt personal?I feel so attacked right now "

Stu-" you told us to roast you and we did"

Billy-" this is why Tatum is so broke"

Randy-" okay,Okay this was a bad idea!"

The group laughed as randy shook his head with a pout

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Just a random idea
Hoped you enjoy

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