loseafy date🤯

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loser and leafy go on a date.

"Hello leafy." Loser says while biting his lip like a fuckboy.

"Hello loser." Leafy says i guess. "Are you ready for our totally platonic and not romantic date."

"Yass queen!" Ok so the two totally not dating gayasses levitated to gelatin's stakehous ig. Im not good with writing transitions. They went to geoasnts stekandoksns and sat downa t a tbadl.

"Hello welcome to gelatin's steakhous what can i get for yo-"gelatin thr gayass i mean aroace paused. Oops. ACE RIGHTS. "Are you two on a date?
"
"Yeqh hwy?" Loser and leafy saos in unison

"Guys im gonna have to ask yu to leave no dates or datong in here sorry:"

"WTF why" leafy almost turned into a dark emo edgy lost princess wolf 1/1000000000 chance legendary ultra omega alpha beta gacha kid bc she waa so mad

"bc yalls are dating.." he yh said💀

"youre just mad your 6 y/o ass cant get any bitches💀" loser uhh is being a girlboss ig

"NOBody is allowed to have sdates in here bc match andbpencil had a date in hwere and they ststrted an org6y😢"bro was on the verge of tears bc it was so traumasitzing

"bruu were not cgonna start an orgy btur ok" thye left ig

"loser-san what will we do now??" Leafy cried uwu

"Fuck being nice. Ets jst commit arson on the steakhouse:" loser chucklesd like a sexy villain

"Ok" and then they burnt down the stek hose

"MY RESTUARNT" gelant sobbed bc his lifws work burnt before hsi eyes. what a falieure. and then loser and leafy ate gelatin up😍(NOT IN A WEIRD WAY NTONO HES A MINO R-)

"do you wanna have hardcore sex now" leafy asked

"Ok" snd then they played jenga for a week and loser couldnt walk for 10 weeks

The end🤯😍😢💀☔🦋🥰🌈😰🥶👹😯😈😭😧🤨🏳️‍🌈🏆🦴💣⛓🥀😜🤩🚫✌💤🥵

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