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Firey: sapnu puaS.
Leafy: What??
Needle: What language is that.
Firey: Turn your phone 180 degrees.
*Firey was removed from the groupchat*

Liam: Why doesn't Bryce find me sexy when I bite my lip?
Texty: What do you look like when you bite your lip?
Liam: *bites lip*
Texty: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?

Leafy, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVERS CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.

(BFB writers writing Leafy's character be like)

Loser: Valentines Day? I'm ready. *Sprays an entire can of AXE body spray on themselves*

Paintbrush: Why are you late?
Lightbulb: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.
Paintbrush: Overslept?
Lightbulb: Overslept.

Leafy: Tommorrow's garbage day.
Firey: I can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you.

Pillow: Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer.
Tree:
Pillow:
Tree: ...Please, go back to bed.

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