the birth of hatsune mitwo

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On this very day of November 30th, 2022, Hatsune MiTwo was born, and i guess shit went down.

Hatsune MiTwo's birth all started in the TPOT verse, Goiky, whatever the fuck you call it. Two was at the hotel, what the fuck were they doing? They were in their room and they just discovered the god and overlord we know as Hastune Miku. Two was blasting Popipo for the 420th time and everyone was probably dead at this point due to their eardrums being exploded. However, Two was indifferent to this. At the 420th time he played Popipo, something cool and magical happened...

HATSUNE MIKU ASCENDED FROM THE FLOOR. She placed her hand on Two's shoulder. "My child, you have done a good listening to Popipo exactly 420 times. I reward you with MIKU POWERS." She waved her leek and then yeeted it at Two, but it actually hurt bc turns out it was made out of steel and stone.

"Ow what the heck-" Two started to glow a shade of neon pink (idk why I chose pink). The whole room was illuminated by Two's magical girl anime transformation. After like 420 seconds, they stopped glowing, and they were reborn to Hatsune MiTwo!

"My child, MiTwo. You must go on to destroy the Hatsune Folder. If we do not stop them the entire existence of the multiverses will be destroyed. You are our only hope." Miku explained.

"Thats a lot of pressure- I only wanted to listen to your music today, but I guess I could do this?? Where is Folder, by the way?"

"Hatsune Folder resides in the ONE universe, but you'll need this to get here." She handed Two a blue post-it note with what looks like to be coordinates. It was labled "FOLDER".

"Why is it on a post-it note??" Two asked.

"That is not important right now. What is important is that you stop Folder."

"Okayyy- what do I do with this post-it note?"

Miku sighed. "For this part, I will have to kill you. It will be a painless death. I am sorry, but you will thank us later."
"Who is us-" Oh my god Two stop asking so many fucking questions you snake looking mf. Anyways. The death wasnt painless at all and Miku dropped a bucket of acid on Two that can even kill immortal people. Aka battery acid my beloved.

Anyways Two wakes up in the waiting room with all of the contestants there. They dont care abt anyone but themselves so they're just vibin ig. Two realized he cannot use his powers in the afterlife uhhh oops. So then two sits in one of the funky chairs and puts in the ip address to folder's apartment uhh ye FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALLS Z

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