A/N: if you did not know or you do not remember, i had a book of jokefics but i deleted them bc idk,, im reuploading the old ones in this chapter
I hate these so much. But if you like them good for you. Enjoy
Liam x Bryce smut(THIS IS SATIRE I SWEAR)🥵🥵🥵😍😉😉😦😉😍😉😉
This is kinda nsfw btw
So this is an AU where Bryce, Liam, Charlotte, and Amelia live in the same apartment bc they are homeless and gay.
Oh and steve cobs is there because he's hawt
Anyhoo
Liam and Bryce were home alone together bc the lesbians (i am too lazy to write their names) are probably out girlbossing and Steve Cobs was out breaking the laws of physics. Yass queen!
Bryce was sleeping or smth, idk and Liam was playing minecraft with Texty. Then the laptop died bc they pulled an all nighter playing minecraft and i oop-
So Liam put the laptop on the charger bc thats common sense. LIKE WHAT IS HE GONNA DO, NOT CHARGE IT? L bozo
Anyhoo, Liam is broke and he doesnt have anything to do so he walked over to Bryce and nuzzled wuzzled him bc hes a catboy uwu so kawaii
So then Bryce woke up and was like "WHAT THE FUCK LIAM?". Ofc Bryce was uncomfortable bc Liam violated his personal space and consent is important, I would be uncomfortable too Bryce bbg😘
"Bwycey Wycey Daddy... I..." He then kissed Bryce, and then they had hot sex-
*BEEP*
Just kidding, but Liam did kiss Bryce and Liam was yeeted into the kitchen. Thats when Bryce realized he was gay as fuck. He's gayer than me holy shit how is that possible im the g a y l o r d-
Ok we're getting sidetracked.. Bryce walked over to Liam and put his hand on his chest... pocket.... BOOBIES?!?!!?!? HOLY SHIT LIAM BOOBIES ?!?!?@&@* Ok then Bryce was like "I'm sorry for throwing you across the room and possibly causing you a concussion, do you want to have gay sex?" And liam replied "OH YES DADDY BRYCEY WYCEY!!!! >w< ^_^"
So they had gay sex and it was awesome! It was so nice that they almost drowned in cum!!!! And Liam got pregnant somehow hrhdjjdhhdhdhshs
After they had *clears throat*, GAY SEX, Amelia, Charlotte and Steve Cobs arrived at home and they saw there was COOM EVERYWHERE OMGA!!! Cobs looked dissapointed, Amelia looked traumatized. Charlotte just asked "Did you guys have gay sex?"
Liam and Bryce were in bed cuddling, Liam sleeping like the pure bean he is awww, and Bryce just answered for them"Yes, we did"
The end😉😼😼😍😼😦😼😍💅😁😭🤯😭🤯😭🔷️🎊🥺😱🎁🎊🥺😱🎂😭😱🎁🎉🎂😱🔷️🎊🤯🥳😁😙😦😼👹🎊🤯😙😍😼🥵😼😍🥴😼😉😭🥵🥵😍😊😍🙂😗
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Yuri Hotel🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Liam, Bryce, and Texty visit the Yuri Hotel. Even though Liam and Bryce are gay for each other, and Texty probably doesn't want to go bc they're like 8 or smth, they're still going because lesbians😍
So they are at the hotel and holy shit Charlotte and Amelia are there??!?! Ofc they are bc they are hot lesbians uwu. Oh, and Steve Cobs and Airy are there too bc they are hot lesbian milfs fhdhshshhs uwu yass queen!
Liam, bryce and texty get a room. Their room number is 420 but its not important info idk go visit them. When they got settled in there room they did random shit idk how to continue this story, so uhmm
On the loudspeakers, Liam and Bryce were called down to the main office for a special meeting. *lenny face* So then Airy, Cobs, Charlotte, Amelia, Oodle, Bubble, Woody, and Ballpoint Pen were all there! They wondered what was happening-
