leafy: hey loser- *gets slapped*
loser: NO.
leafy: wh- WHAT DID I EVEN DO????
loser: GIRL YOURE PREDICTABLE AF WHENEVER YOU START A SENTENCE WITH THAT WE END UP FUCKING WITH ME PREGNANT AND DEAD!
leafy: YEEEESHHHH OK
anyways wana fuck
loser: sure lol
*5 minutes later*
liam, from the other room: well, from what i can hear from the bedroom, they're having fun!
mephone, facepalming: liam. stop.
airy, eating a car battery: BROOOOOO this shit bussin!
wait
hold up
airy's ghost: nvm
liam: BAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHA FUCKERRRRR *throws airy's corpse out the window*
hatsune folder: did you know this is like, the second time someone has died and turned into a ghost in this saga?
mephone: shit the up
hatsune folder: ok
cobs, entering the room: What the flip flap diddly dack snip snap cardiac arrest tip tap tic tac tik tok lick tack snick snack pick pack shipping my ass off to San Francisco is this shit?
mephone: I DID NOTHIN!!!!! IT WAS LIAM HES A MURDERER!!!!
liam: Mephone, even when I kill you later, it makes no difference now because you are dead as hell to me.
cobs: WHAT THE FUCK
*liam does a satanic type grin at everyone uwu*
cobs: Oh my god call the fucking exorcist- wait Airy is dead. Wait...... .... ... Hatsune folder, how did loser come back to life last chapter?
hatsune folder: He was fucked back to life.
cobs: Oh shit, oh dang, oh fiddlesticks. We cannot do that. How else can we bring him back to life, folder?
hatsune folder: Idk. The author has currently run out of ideas so i guess someone has to fuck her back to life.. there is one more technique, but it is hard. You'll need an exorcist.
cobs: Okay. *cobs pulls out her phone and dials a number*
Fan, getcho ass over here.
*fan teleports to the room with testy within seconds*
fan: *looks around* WHAT THE FUCK
cobs: i know. can you please help me bring someone back to life
fan: oh sure wheres the corpse
cobs: out the window
fan: WHAT., ok *with his epik anime powers he retreived the body and then he did cpr by cupcakke on airy's body omg rawrrrr*
airy: oh em gee im alive YIPEEEEE
liam: oh fuck you
cobs: *looks at test tube* hey testy~ rawr..~ x3
test tube: h-hai cobs senpai!!! ^_^ wana... MAKEOUT????
hatsune folder: (Wait didnt loser say the same rhing last chapter)
cobs: sure >w<
*and then the two lesbians passionately made out against the wall*
loser: *opening the bedroom door* HEYYYYYY BITCHESSS!!!!!!!!! guess who didnt die!!!!!!!@!!!!! im prolly pregant tho .... 0_0
grassy: what does pregnant mean?
everyone: UHHHHHHHHZHHHHHH
hatsune folder: Pregnancy is when a female develops a baby in the uterus. In this case, Loser is not pregnant YET, unless he gets an abortio-
airy: okay, you can stop...
liam: im bored. im going to put mephone in the unfortunate machine now
mephone: WAIT NOSTO
And then mephone died and loser also died bc he does so in every fic😵😵
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