...𝐢𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐝, 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞, 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞...
𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 your resident unreliable fanfic writer introduces you to all her OC's.
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𝐅𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐘: Jaime Lannister (father), Unknown Mother ♰, Tywin Lannister (paternal grandfather), Cersei Lannister (paternal aunt), Tyrion Lannister (paternal uncle), Myrcella Baratheon (paternal cousin/half-sister), Tommen Baratheon (paternal cousin/half brother), Joffrey Baratheon (paternal cousin/half-sibling) ♰, Genna Lannister (paternal great aunt), Kevan Lannister (paternal great aunt), Some of the Freys (we don't mention them). The Forgotten Brotherhood (found family). Nyneave Baratheon (adoptive sister).
𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑(𝐒)/𝐒𝐏𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐄: BFFR. 𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐔𝐄𝐒:Does he look like he can properly handle children? I think not.
𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐎𝐍: Maximir, an albino lion cub he found as a child while traversing the hills.
𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍
𝐄𝐃𝐔𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍: Tywin Lannister took a great interest in his grandson's education Bastard or not no one of his blood would be a fool. He was taught by the greatest tutors money could buy.
𝐎𝐂𝐂𝐔𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍: Commander of the Forgotten Brotherhood (formerly) , Lord Commander, Lord of the Rock, Warden of the West.
𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘: Calculating, ruthless and protective. He's a lot more smiley than people think possible because he was raised by Tywin Lannister, he cracks jokes in between threats. He's just that person who threatens to rip out your spleen after tastelessly cracking a your mom joke. He's has an obsession with cutting off heads—we don't talk about it. Despite his disinterest in sexual or romantic relationships he gives good advice and makes the most vile, toe curling sexual innuendos and jokes (Definitely from Tyrion).
𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄: Although known as Hill, Patrick was Born in the Vale, thus the Stone Lion. He was born just before his father was forced to take the Kingsguard vows leaving him to be raised by his grandfather. Despite being a bastard Tywin was very fond of his grandson. King Aerys rejected the many petitions to have Patrick legitimized and when Robert was King Cersei went out of her way to keep her father's petitions from her husband and Jon Arryn never liked Lannisters , therefore never brought it to his king's attention. Patrick never knew his father that well but Jaime made sure to let him know he cared every chance he got. As he grew he excelled at his sums, history and politics and took after his father in his prowess with a sword. He was knighted at the age of thirteen and soon swore his sword to Nyneave Baratheon after reassurance to his grandfather that should he ever be legitimized that he can leave his post and take over as Warden of the West.
𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒
"I will fuck your mother—I don't care that she's dead I will find a way! —Its not about sexual gratification it's about the satisfaction of making your mother my bitch— Ack!"
"I will rip out your spleen."
"That's what your mother said—all our mothers are dead, you're not special—Nay's is dead to her so she counts."
"We're family now, Jon Snow, we protect each other."
"Touch a hair on my Princess' head and I will leave bits of you artfully arranged outside your mother's door."
"I will use your head as a step stool."
"Why should I concern myself with the fickle woes of sheep?"
"Your head will look beautiful mounted on my wall."
"I say we take the preventative measure of lopping off his head."
