A slayer an angel and a phoenix

Prophecies are for the weak

It was your mostly typical night where most people were at The Bronze nearly across the street from my house. And spring fling was right around the corner. And there Xander and Willow sat while Buffy and I were doing slayer work. Nothing like partnering up with a vampire that couldn't die to kill other vampires. Xander was practicing on Willow how he wanted to ask Buffy to be his date to the dance. You know how I feel about you he'd started. It's always been you for me. He continued. We're already good friends and I'd like to take it to the next step. Would you date me? But he was upset by how he said that. That's terrible isn't it? He asked Willow. Yeah date me silly she said as if she had really been paying attention. Then he felt that maybe he should start with talking about the dance and took it to a whole other level. He started talking about mating. Oh yes mating. Jack cut in. What are you doing here? Xander asked him. I thought you were going over to see if Farrah was home? Willow asked. Yeah but she wasn't so I'm guessing she and Buffy are out vampire slaying and there's no way I'm hanging out with my cousin. He rolled his eyes. Oh yeah why not? Xander asked.

Well for one it's Cordelia and she already doesn't want me hanging with you guys or her. But she and her spring fling date are making out somewhere in a car or whatever probably talking about the dance. Which I wanted to go over and talk to her about but if she's out with Buffy I probably shouldn't go and bother her. Which is exactly what we (outfit 47) were doing. Fighting vampires near the car that Cordelia and Kevin who she was kissing and she didn't want to get in trouble since she heard something outside near where they were she was worried about the dance since she was May Queen and as she talked Kevin kept kissing her. They talked about the first dance and the last dance and all the other dances in between. And then the vampire we were after was staked and turned to dust. 3 in one night Giles would be proud. Buffy turns to me. But well you know things go faster when you have a little undying vampire help on your team. She high fives me. But while we were out doing slayer work Giles was reading through his books about the master and the slayer. It said that once the master had risen the slayer will.... And then he didn't finish he just oh no.

And then there was some kind of earthquake. He had been pouring over his books reading as he also poured himself some tea. It eventually shakes and falls off the desk and breaks at The Bronze they all take shelter. Xander and Willow take over under the stairs. Cordelia and Kevin look around themselves as do Buffy and I. This is just the set up for this week's big story. Giles gets to safety only to see the long crack that leads all the way to the stacks of books. At the church the master is grateful for the earthquake as the earth splits and opens up as stones and dust fall everywhere. He feels that seeing the earthquake means they were in their final days. Colin is sitting calmly as pillars fall down. My time has come glory! He shouted to the sky like a typical T.V. show evil villain. He said he that it felt like a 5.1. In the morning (outfit 48) Giles appears from his office it was clear he hadn't slept as he walks toward a cage in the room. Buffy and I come in. When we saw the crack we wonder if we're even safe here.

Giles has this strange look on his face. As he tries to hide his emotions. Do I have something on my face? No and yes we're safe. He confirms. How you doin' there Giles did you get any sleep? She asked him. I've been working he told us. Yep so were we last night. It's getting grizzly out there. We had we killed 3 vampires last night. At one point I was such in a groove I staked Farrah but of course she's fine. Sorry again. No problem these things happen. It won't be the last time I die and come back to life as long as the world keeps turning. Anyways one was even close to school grounds. Yes the numbers do appear to be increasing. And they're getting cockier it's like they think they're like Farrah and can't die and I'm not very happy about that. Last night was a close call. Even though I "killed" Farrah as well last night IDK what I would've done had she not been there with me or how things would've turned out if she hadn't been there. Yes. Giles says with little interest. Giles you could care! Buffy scolded him. You could go hmmmm. I killed my best friend I even broke a nail this one is a press on. I could've died last night. I'm sorry I'm glad you both are ok but I can't talk right now. Well ok then I guess I guess I can't put off my fate any longer. Buffy said as I studied Giles I could tell that something was wrong. What?! We both said in sync. Biology come on she drags me along. Oh right bye.