This is going to be the dumbest thing I will ever do in my life.
And I'm gonna enjoy it.
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It was a peaceful day, for once, in Gamindustri.
Many things were going on in the morning. People are going to work, people are still asleep and some are even getting ready to risk their lives for a drop of cash and clout.
However, we do not pay attention to any of that right now and instead go to Planeptune, where a certain smol purple haired Goddess has just woken up.
"Man. Who knew Sonic would come back with a banger."
Neptune walked out of her room looking tired.
She just spent most of the night and morning playing a new game until she beat it.
She was making her way towards her kitchen. She looked around and her eyes fell on the fridge.
Opening the fridge she spots a few cups of her favourite thing in the whole world.
Pudding.
Well, her little sister Nepgear was her favourite thing in the whole world, but pudding was a close second.
To be fair, Nepgear came into existence after she discovered pudding so whatever.
She set the pudding aside and went over to a coffee machine, her second source of energy.
Neptune placed a cup under the thingy and pressed a few buttons before it started to fill the cup with coffee.
She let out a sigh as she waited.
"I think I might go and see Noire today. Haven't seen her in a while."
After the cup of coffee was complete, she picked it up and took a sip.
Neptune let out a sigh of contempt.
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"There we go. Energy levels should be back to-"
"NEPTUNE!"
"HOLY MOTHER OF ME-"
"Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the show that makes you question everything from your religion, your sexuality and probably every decision you've ever made! I'm your completely mentally stable host, Nepgear, the CPU candidate of Planeptune! I'm gonna go around and have a 1 minute interview with my Goddess friends! Starting with my older sister, Neptune!"
Nepgear had a little spherical drone recording her as she spoke with an unnerving amount of energy.
Neptune was caught off guard, nearly dropping her coffee, and was leaning against the kitchen counter. She was trying to calm her heart down after that jumpscare.
Nepgear grabbed her sister by her arms and shoved her in front of the camera. Nepgear then stood beside here.
"The minute starts now! What's your favourite game?"
"Uh, Sonic Frontiers that just came out?" Neptune was surprised, confused and a little scared.
Her little sister has never been this energetic before.
"Is this what it's like dealing with me?"
Nepgear just fired questions at her sister.
"Favourite food?"
"Uhhhh pudding."
"Least favourite?"
"Eggplants."
Neptune was still lost.
"Now the big question! Are you gay with Noire?"
"... Huh?" Neptune was even more caught off guard with that question.
