Hyperdimension Called, They Want Nepgear Back

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A lone man stands on a flat piece of rubble, looking up as someone familiar to him flew down to the ground to face him.

Cloud Strife prepared himself as Sephiroth readied himself for a fight, getting into his stance.
He narrowed his eyes and spoke.

"Let's finish this."

They both lunged forward to meet each other in a clash.
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In the background, a girl with long purple hair stepped into frame.

Nepgear of course.

She looked around, confused.

"Where the fuck am I now? Isn't this where Sisters Vs Sisters starts? Did someone change the script last minute to fuck with me?"

She looked back when she heard the commotion and saw the two fighting.

"Now THAT is a sword."

She sighed, recognising them.

"How the hell did I end up in the FF7 Remake?... And this fight looks dull without the music, lemme change that."

Before she could, however, her N-Gear went off and she picked it up to see a call from Uni.

"Perfect." She answered it. "Well if it isn't my questionably legal and possibly gay bestie. Uni, I thought I told you I was done with booty calls."

"... I'm going to pretend you said none of that. Where the hell are you? Our game is about to start!"

Nepgear looked around one more time where it FINALLY clicked.

"Ay... Yo I'm in the wrong fuckin game dawg!"

"... I would expect this from your sister, but you? Seriously Nepgear?"

"I'm not bullshitting you! I'm literally watching Cloud get his shit ran by Sephiroth!" Nepgear shouted.

At this point, her shouting was enough to distract the two from their fight.

Sephiroth looked at Cloud and pointed to the girl with a confused look, Cloud just shook his head, denying any association with her.

"I'm serious! Here, I'll prove it."

Now she was approaching them.

She pushed the phone in Cloud's face.

"Prove to my gay buddy that I'm not bullshitting! Say "Nepgear isn't lying" now!"

"Nepgear isn't lying?" Cloud repeated out of confusion.

"See? Told you!" She shouted at her N-Gear. "Anyway. Go back to fucking eachother up or something."

"Well it's a little awkward now." Sephiroth said.

"Yeah, and now everything is off track." Cloud added. "Tifa, Barrett and Aerith had their whole entrances planned and now it's a bit off."

Nepgear sighed.

"How do you think I feel watching? There's no boss music for him." She said, pointing to Sephiroth. "Also, technically Aerith isn't her real name. It's Aeriss, but because of translation fuck ups it got changed to Aerith. Close enough tho."

"I have my own boss music?"

"Yes! And it slaps! Anyway, I need to get back to my own game. However I do that."

"Hey!"

The three of them stopped and looked over to see a higher platform made of a chunk of road where a girl with long black hair stood, waving at them.

"Cloud, is everything ok? I noticed the fight stopped."

"The hell's goin on now? You better not be quittin already!" A larger man with a gun on his arm shouted from a different platform.

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