Uni was having a surprisingly peaceful morning, considering the last few involved Nepgear forcing her into questionable things that could potentially be illegal.
And yet, this morning was quiet.
And even though that was supposed to be a good thing, it had her nervous.
She held a carton of milk in her hand as she looked around, then at her currently dry cereal.
"... Why do I feel anxious about making cereal?"
She waited for a sacrastic answer from Nepgear who would, once again, usually be harassing her.
She was about to pour the milk, when suddenly-
"I think people who put milk before the cereal should be publicly executed."
"Ah!"
Uni was so surprised by the voice that she threw the milk out the window.
"Aw now that's a waste."
Turning on her heels, Uni glared at Nepgear standing directly behind her.
"Nepgear! What the hell?!" She then noticed how close Nepgear was.
"Shhh... Don't turn this crack fic into a Doujin. That's my job."
"U-Um... You're k-kinda closer."
"I know... Just be gay with me for a second."
"What?!"
Uni was trapped against the counter as Nepgear had her arms on either side of her, her hands on the counter.
"You got somethin on your lips. Like a smear of food or something."
"Oh, uh... Thanks Nepge-MMMMMM!"
Uni's mind was fried in seconds as Nepgear suddenly fucking kissed her.
She was freaking out. She didn't think this would ever happen.
Nepgear soon pulled away and seemed to think, smacking her lips.
"Hmmm.... Strawberry milkshake?"
"Uh... Y... Yesterday... Nevermind, what the hell was that?!"
"Fanservice." Nepgear answered with a shrug. "Anyway, that's not what I came for. I came for this."
"Came for wha- Oh!"
Uni fell to her knees when Nepgear suddenly punched her in the gut.
"Uni... As your dear friend and gay lover, I will do anything for you. I will sit with you through anything, I will support you every step of the way... but I cannot let you throw away your life like this."
Uni managed to pull herself up and leaned on the counter. She held her stomach as she looked at Nepgear with a confused expression.
"... Nepgear... What the fuck are you talking about?"
"I'm talking about the baby growing in your belly right now."
Uni's head was making dialup noises.
She then shook her head.
"I'm not pregnant, Nepgear." She growled out, standing up properly, glaring at Nepgear who smiled.
"Not anymore you aren't. I've been training extra hard. Meaning I trained with Plutia... Use your imagination."
Uni leaned up to glare at Nepgear harder.
"I never WAS pregnant!"
"Really?"
