Nepgear held both her hands together.
She pointed them at her sister, then spoke.
"All I'm saying is, anyone would find this attractive. Look at it."
On the screen was a character. Specifically from a game.
"Nep Jr. If you're a furry, that's fine. I don't care. Why would I? You're still my sister."
"I'm not a God damn furry... but... If I had the chance, I would smash Rouge the Bat. For free.... I'll let her peg me."
Neptune sighed internally.
"Why are you even telling me? You didn't have to confront me about this."
"Well that's not the point of my presentation." Nepgear pressed a button and the screen changed. "My least favourite minorities."
"... Nepgear. Stop. You'll get us cancelled." Neptune was serious.
"First up. Left handed people. Can't stand them. They only do it to inconvenience right handed people when you sit next to them in school."
Neptune let out a sigh of relief.
"Oh, thank me! You mean that kind of minority... Also, you never went to school."
"Yes we did. Remember Blanc's game? We made an excuse to go to school and went."
"True."
Nepgear continued.
"Now then. Number two." The screen changed. "Blac-"
The scene changed to the next day.
Steamax was having a nice day. He sat in his room and just vibed.
Then Nepgear crashed through his window.
"Steamax!"
"Yeah?"
He just slowly looked over at her.
"Two questions. First, does any part of your body vibrate?"
"... Did Uni tell you that?" He asked. He was surprisingly calm about this.
"No, just curious.... Wait, why would Uni know?"
"Was that your second question?"
"No. My second question was if you knew where she was. I need to borrow a gun."
Steamax now looked at her and was genuinely concerned.
"Why?"
"Believe me. I'm doing us all a favour.... I'm working with Crostoire to go to a different place so I can fix a "mistake" as I would call it."
".... She was here 20 minutes ago and went home."
"Awesome! Stay here, I'll need that part of you that vibrates later. I'll invite Uni."
"Nothing on me vibrates." He told her.
"Not with that attitude. Now. Uni!"
Nepgear went off and Steamax sighed.
"She's gone senile."
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Uni, like usual, was having a wonderful day.
She paid a totally normal visit to Steamax and after that, she came back home to relax.
Her day was going great.
And she was nervous of that.
"Uni!"
"That lasted a whole 46 seconds." Uni looked over at Nepgear who was standing by her bed, looking down at her. "What?"
