Hello.
I like seals.
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Nepgear was on another unhinged adventure today.
She was going to visit her definitely not gay bestie Uni and harass- I mean hang out with her against her will.
She was looking through Uni's bedroom window. There she was cleaning a gun, half dressed for some reason, and she looked like she was having a good day.
She quietly climbed into the window and approached.
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Uni had a pistol with a suppressor on it and she was just about done cleaning it.
She was about to go and put it away when she suddenly heard a familiar voice whisper in her ear.
"Hey Uni."
Uni didn't move. She knew that was Nepgear and she was a little scared of what Nepgear was going to do to her today.
This is it. This is where her innocence gets lost.
"Yeah?"
She could hear Nepgear smiling for some reason.
Uni felt a pair of arms around her waist.
"Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough."
That just caught Uni off guard.
Her face went a bit red as she looked down at her gun.
You know.... It is a good shape....
Uni quickly shook her head and turned around to face Nepgear.
"I'm not shoving my gun up my ass Nepgear!" She argued. She then realised how close she was to Nepgear and her face flared up.
"Hi honey."
'... I am so sexually confused right now.'
Nepgear then let her go and sat in her bed.
"So what gay shit are we doing today?"
"... I... I don't know. I didn't even know you were coming."
"Uni, if I was coming right now, you'd hear me."
"Why would you tell me that?!"
"Irrelevant. Now. If you don't have any plans. I do." Nepgear laid down in the bed and reached her arms towards Uni.
"Um... What are you-"
"Come on! Get over here so I can tell you! It's super important and super secret!"
Uni looked around her room.
"Y-You... You want me to... C-Cu- Woah!"
Uni was suddenly pulled forward and the next thing she knew, she was lying on her back on the bed with Nepgear on top of her. Her knees either side of her and her hands pinning Uni's to the bed.
"U-Um. N-Nepgear?"
"Shhh! This is the only way we can do this. By the laws of physics in this world, in order for important information to be shared we need to create a fan service scene. That and the fans want this. You have no idea how many fanfictions and porn there is of us two doing the do." Nepgear whispered.
"Uh... Ok? S-So what was it you wanted to say?"
Uni was very nervous here. She didn't expect her day to go like this.
"So hear me out.... We all play Among Us."
Uni went from blushing and being all shy to a deadpanned look.
