Genre — Crackfic.
Warning — Language.
Requested by — N/A.
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Harry: If Manny and I were drowning, who would you save?
Duck: You two can't swim?
Harry: It's a hypothetical question! Who would you save?
Duck: My time and effort.
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Manny: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there's nothing there?
Duck: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.
Manny:
Manny: *sobs*
Harry: You fucking scared him, you idiot.
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Duck: I can't believe all these people are wearing black. black is supposed to be my thing, they're all just posers.
Harry: For the last time, we're at a funeral.
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Harry: I need life advice.
Manny, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.
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Harry: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Duck: *turning to Manny* How tall are you?
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BONUS! (+OC)
Daisy: Ugh, it's dark in here.
Manny: Don't worry, I got this.
Manny: *Stomps his feet*
Manny: *Sketchers light up*
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Harry: Do you take constructive criticism?
Miss Rosy: I only take cash or credit.
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