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This next section may sound weird but it's called........

POOPING!

You know what really bothers me about pooping?

The fact that all the big ones come out very easily and the teeny tiny ones are impossible to get out. Like seriously? U have to push like crazy. You're stomach starts to hurt very badly, trying to get that one little poo out.

And when you try to push as hard as you can to get it out, it seems like your giving birth just not as painful. If you don't feel like you're giving birth then you might feel constipated. That's not a good feeling.

But you know what bothers me more than that?

The fact that you don't know the poo is little and you're doing all that work, and when it comes out your butt hole into the toilet and you look in there to see what you've accomplished, you see a tiny piece of poop. Then you're like....

"WHAT THE FRICK! I DID ALL THAT WORK FOR NOTHING?!?!?"

And then you're like.

"Whatever I'm just not gonna try anymore."

So ya comment if you have the same frustration.

Baiiiiiiiiii 😁

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