Spidy Oneshots!

Bring Your Kid To Work Day

Today was bring your kid to work day at SI. Of course, no one knew that Mr. Stark adopted me, but he was still proud to let me be in the back of his meetings as his "intern."

In a few days' time I would be revealed to the world as Stark Industries heir. I found this out a day ago. It had explained why Tony made me start coming to more of his meetings and teaching me how to run a business.

I had a 30-minute break before the next round of meetings started and I decided to go get shitty coffee from the coffee machine in the conference room hallway. I walked out of the conference room that Mr. Stark is in and walk about 10 feet to the coffee machine. I liked to peak into the narrow windows of the conference rooms and see meetings going on with little kids scattered everywhere causing trouble. I loved kids.

"Parker!" I heard the familiar voice come from behind me while my coffee cup was filling.

"Flash, hey!" I saw with forced happiness.

"What the hell are you doing here Penis? Tryna convince the workers of SI that you're an intern?" How'd you even get in?" 

I roll my eyes at the stupidity in front of me, "Have you ever thought that maybe I am an intern Flash?"

"Why would they hire you instead of me?" Flash sputters.

I shrug, grab my coffee and start making my way back to the conference room. I feel my senses start tingling and dodge the hand that tries to grab me, effectively dropping my cup on the floor. Not only does the coffee make an ugly spill, so does the broken mug.

People start coming out of the rooms after hearing the loud crash. 

"Parker! Why'd you do that? I know you want attention, but I didn't know you wanted it that badly. SECURITY! SECURITY! This kid snuck in, he's not anyone's son, he's an orphan, and he isn't a worker or an intern!!" Flash spits out all at once, trying to frame me. What he doesn't know is that my dad is standing behind the crowd and is making his way over.

"Ahem," Mr. Stark grabs Flash's attention at once, "He is an intern, and he's NOT an orphan, he has been adopted by a very handsome, wonderful-" 

"Mr. Stark shut up," I say before he can go on and on about how awesome he is.

"That's no way to speak to your father, Peter," and then he redirects his words to Flash and says, "if you mess with my son again, I'll make sure you have no future, got it?"

Flash is quite literally quaking in his skin and all he can do is nod slowly.

asdhfgakjrhgafav I didn't really know how to end this chapter. Sorry for how short it is but I had this idea for a while, and I wanted to get it over with :D thanks for reading!