[OLD] || Helluva Boss Episodes + My OC's ||

Pilot

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The episode opens with a shot of Imp City. Cars could be heard honking and the exterior of a building is shown. A door is then seen with a note that reads : Meeting In Progress. An imp named Blitzø could be seen talking to his employees and the second boss of the company [I'm not entirely sure what he'd be called-].

Blitzø : Alright, now I know business has been...a bit slow lately. Yes.

He turns to face them.

Blitzø : And it's no one's fault, okay? Me and Jace are not naming any names here.

Blitzø then gave a brief glance to a smaller male imp and then an incubus named Jace spoke up.

Jace : Moxxie.

Moxxie gave his other boss a confused look.

Blitzø : Now does anyone have any bright ideas on how we can get business drumming up again?

Blitzø waited for any of them to answer, looking at them from the front of the table. At the table were five other people. There was the second founder and second boss of the company, Jace, who was an incubus. There were two imps, Moxxie and Millie, who were married. Beside Millie was their adoptive son, Kootz, who was a mix of a hellhound and imp. Finally, the last person was the company's receptionist. She was a hellhound named Loona and was the adoptive daughter of Blitzø and Jace. Millie, who was sitting beside Moxxie, spoke up first.

Millie : What about a carwash?

Blitzø : This is Hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here, okay?

He then stops to think when Kootz spoke up, which was quite rare for him.

Kootz : What about a billboard?

Kootz's tail wagged as he suggested the idea and both of his bosses seemed to be right on board with it. However, his idea was quickly, but gently, brought down by his father, Moxxie, who sighed before answering.

Moxxie : We can't afford a billboard, Zee-Zee.

Kootz only frowned and went back on his phone. Jace gave Moxxie a frown.

Jace : Damn, Mox. You're such a buzzkill

Jace crossed his arms as he glared at his employee. Blitzø got to Moxxie's side.

Blitzø : Yeah, helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now.

Blitzø then shoved Moxxie away and pulled out a TV remote.

Blitzø : Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?

He turns on the TV with the remote and every single one of the company members were killing a person. Blitzø held a bowl of popcorn and everyone watched the TV while eating from the bowl apart from Moxxie. Blitzø happily sighs.

Blitzø : Those were good times

Moxxie : I don't need any reminding, sir. Considering you and Jace blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you two then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel nobody watches.