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The episode begins with Blitzø and the crew driving down with the van. Music was blasting on the radio.
Blitzø : I love this song!
Blitzø began to sing along to the song poorly.
Blitzø [Poorly] : 🎶You were a spicy little uh- demon with the uh- bleach blonde hair!🎶
Loona was sitting in the passengers seat with an annoyed expression as she listened to Blitzø sing. Moxxie was covering his non-existent ears while Kootz was looking out the window, his tail wagging in front of Moxxie's face. Moxxie had his tail wrapped around him to make sure he didn't fall out. Jace was on his phone and Millie rolled down a window and looked out of it.
Blitzø [Poorly] : 🎶Fieeeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare!🎶
They drive into an old crowded parking lot.
Blitzø [Poorly] : 🎶Thoooought it might be love, but you went—🎶
A pink car suddenly drove into their parking spot.
Blitzø : HOLY SHIT FU-
Blitzø quickly avoids the car and slams the breaks. The van stops and Blitzø turns off the car. He looks at the pink car and reads the license plate, which said SUCKS-4-LIFE.
Blitzø : Ohhhh! You "suck for life" do ya?!
He pulls out a megaphone and yells into it. Jace looks out the window.
Blitzø : Listen up you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have THREE goddamn seconds to gets your TITS out of my parking spot.
The passenger steps out, wearing high heels. Blitzø lowers the megaphone. Jace and him stare in shock.
Blitzø/Jace : Oh shit! Verosika?!
Verosika pops a bubble of gum she had.
Verosika : Blitzo. Jason.
Jace [Sarcastically] : Pleased to see you too, bitch.
Blitzø : I should've known you'd be here. I can smell fish for miles, which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is—
Blitzø falls out of the car window and faceplants. Jace flew out of the car and helped him, finishing his sentence for him.
Jace : -three rings DOWN!
Verosika : And I should've known you two would be here when I heard the Amber Alerts.
Jace : Oh yeah?
Blitzø : I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!
Verosika flips her hair dramatically.
Verosika : They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad loser wash-ups.
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