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The episode begins with the exterior of Stolas' mansion. Stolas could be heard letting out a sigh of content. Jace could be seen lighting a cigarette then he touches it with Blitzø's cigarette, lighting his as well. Jace then folds his arms behind his head while Blitzø stares ahead. Stolas looks at them, wearing a ballgag and harness with his hands tied up.
Stolas : I'm sorry for having to move our little rendezvous early. I have an engagement this month on the full moon.
Blitzø : When...this happens, it's not really something we fuss about.
Blitzø burns the ropes with his cigarette as he speaks to Stolas, freeing him. Stolas takes his cigarette and takes a long drag from it while Jace hands Blitzø his cigarette.
Jace : Yeah but do you really need the book for this farm bullshit? We have like fifteen new clients waitin' for heads to roll.
Stolas : As shocking as it may seem, Jacey, Blitzy. My grimoooooire is actually incredibly important. And it isn't supposed to be-
He places the cigarette on one of Jace's horns then removes it.
Stolas : -lent out to itty bitty imps and incubus'-
He pinches Blitzø's cheek.
Stolas : -like yourselves!
Blitzø shoves him away and rolls his eyes.
Stolas : The Harvest Moon is a very special occasion! It's been my annual duty to showcase it in the Ring of Wrath!
Blitzø blinks then removes a feather from his mouth with disgust. Jace gave him a small, amused smile.
Stolas : It's celebrated by a very charming little festival with the locals!
Jace : Wrath, huh? Our employees are from there. We've never really been.
Blitzø : Mhm. We heard it's full of inbred chucklefucks.
Stolas : Oh! Why don't you all join me at the festival? I can guarantee you all...
He pulls the covers over himself and appears near Blitzø's crotch and in between their legs.
Stolas : ...special access~
He chuckles quietly.
Blitzø : Look, we told you, we're not bodyguards, okay? That was a one time thing we did badly.
Stolas sits up, the covers over his head.
Stolas : I'm simply offering a work free day of fun!
He does a playful head tilt
Stolas : I feel quite safe at the Harvest Festival. It's the same every year.
Blitzø thought about it for a bit, leaning back on Jace.
Blitzø : Well...if you promise this isn't some fuck fest invite, it does sound like it could be a blast and a half.
Jace : Plus, it's not like we can do jackshit without your book anyway.
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