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The episode begins with a shot of Heaven's golden gate. A gate opens and Cherub Towne is shown. Cletus flies in front of the camera.
Cletus : Hello howdy! I'm Cletus! Welcome to Heaven! Guess you did something good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessin's!
The C.H.E.R.U.B Jingle begins. A man is seen falling out of an airplane without a parachute. He hits a rock and a cloud that said 'Owie!' censored his death.
Collin : 🎶Does it make you want to cry?🎶
another person gets run over by a train and a cloud bubble that reads 'Oh No!' censors his death.
Keenie : 🎶When your loved one has to die?🎶
Another man accidentally shot himself with a gun. An 'Oopsie!' bubble censored his death.
Cletus : 🎶Does it hurt you through and through?🎶
a clip of a man in a noose was shown, his face turning blue as he suffocates.
All : 🎶When their face is turning blue?🎶
Collin : 🎶Well luckily for you,🎶
Keenie : 🎶There's something we can do!🎶
Cletus : 🎶We can help keep them alive!🎶
All : 🎶So you can watch them thrive!🎶
The orange C.H.E.R.U.B logo appears in the sky with a trademark symbol.
All : 🎶Cause here at C.H.E....R.U.B!🎶
Cletus rescues a women who was about to he attacked by wild animals.
Collin : 🎶We'll save your honeybun from dying violently!🎶
Collin is pushed in front of the animals, holding a piece of wood with a nail. The animals jump at him. The logo appears again.
All : 🎶Cause here at C.H.E...R.U.B!🎶
Someone was handing Cletus money but he waved a dismissive hand.
Keenie : 🎶No, we never even ask a fee!🎶
Collin and Keenie give each other a hug in a yellow heart background.
Collin : 🎶Because good people spread the love!🎶
Keenie : 🎶And we're here for all above!🎶
A stressed Collin was quickly filling out papers.
Cletus : 🎶We'll do the paperwork for you!🎶
Keenie lifts up a large boulder that was crushing a woman. She gave Keenie a thumbs up.
Collin : 🎶And the heavy lifting too!🎶
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[OLD] || Helluva Boss Episodes + My OC's ||
RandomJust as the title says. If you don't know who my OC's are then there's another book on that. This is just for fun and if you don't like it then...I don't really care- go read something else if you want but this is just for my own enjoyment.