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The episode begins with a shot of Imp City. Yelling could be heard in the background. Loona was drinking from a bottle while reading a magazine called IMP GOSSIP with Verosika Mayday on the front page drinking out of a glass bottle with the words Binge Drinking Is Sexy at the side. Loona places the bottle on the grimoire and it glows. The bottle rolls off the grimoire and it opens a portal to the human world. A tree falls into the office and a severed head falls through the portal. Moxxie appears out of the tree with a chainsaw and a crazed look. Blitzø walks into the office.
Blitzø : Wooo! That was a fuckton of lumberjacks!
Jace : Holy shit that got the adrenaline pumpin'!
He laughs then Blitzø kisses him passionately.
Blitzø : You were so hot!~
Kootz ran inside, a blue swirl leaving him indicating that he just changed back into his hellhound form.
Kootz : Best mission ever!
Millie crawled on the floor, an ax between her teeth.
Millie : AHHHH! I'm still so jazzed up!
She snaps the ax in half and laughs, jumping over to join the rest of the group.
Moxxie : Well you better stay jazzed,
he throws away the chainsaw and points finger guns at Millie.
Moxxie : babe. Because guess where I'm taking you tonight?
Blitzø : Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence, Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street!
Jace : Eh, I'm not in the mood for many drinks.
Blitzø : What? Why?
Jace : Last time I threw up.
Blitzø : That was your own damn fault!
Jace laughs a bit.
Jace : You pushed me to drink more!
Blitzø shrugs then turns to the other two.
Blitzø : Mox? Mils? You two in?
Moxxie steps out the tree.
Moxxie : Actually sir,
he wipes himself clean from the tree leaves.
Moxxie : It's our one year marriage anniversary. So I'm taking Millie...to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!
Millie gasps with excitement and her eyes sparkle.
Millie : Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!
Moxxie : Yeah, well. I've been planning it for a while.
Millie jumps into his arms.
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