Police: you're under arrest! What're your names?
Sunghoon: Don't tell him, Jay.
Police: [ Writes ] Jay...
Jay: Nice job, Sunghoon. You fucking idiot..
Police: and Sunghoon...
~❁~
Jungwon: Do you have a second Niki?
Niki: No, There's only one me.
Jungwon: ....
~❁~
Jake: Guys, I think Jungwon is speaking to himself?
Jungwon: I am. It's the only way I can have an intelligent conversation.
Jungwon: Yes, I agree.
~❁~
Niki: I'm grounded?
Heeseung: Yes you are grounded.
Jay: you disobeyed many rules.
Jake: [ holding up a shovel] And now we're gonna bury you until you've learned your lessons!
Heeseung: Jake, that's not how grounding works...
~❁~
Niki: Happy birthday Jungwon Hyung. we invited your family over for a meal.
Jungwon: aww guys thank y-
Jungwon:
Jungwon: This is just a bunch of cats.
Sunoo: your parents are so cute!
~❁~
[In I-Land]
Sunoo: Damn, sunghoon hyung is so cool! I'm sure he wouldn't want to talk to me. he probably thinks I'm a loser.
Sunghoon: [Thinking] Are Oranges named Orange because they're orange, or is Orange called Orange because Oranges are Orange?
~❁~
Sunoo: Oh no, there's only one bed!!
Heeseung: But there are two be-
Sunoo: No, that means we have to sleep together and cuddle!
Heeseung: I- there are two-
Sunoo: cuddle :)) together :)))
~❁~
Sunghoon: Is it gay that I love 'Gojo Satoru' a fictional character, more than myself?
Jungwon: No, that's just really concerning.
~❁~
Sunoo: Bitch
Sunghoon: Still lacking elegance, I see. How crude.
Sunoo: [Doing a pirouette like a ballerina and putting on a British accent ]
Sunoo: ✧ ℬ𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽 ✧
Sunghoon: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THAT OUT LOUD?!
~❁~
[ Niki, Sunoo and Sunghoon are roommates]
[During midnight]
Sunoo: Sunghoon Hyung talks during his sleep and sometimes it's just so cute.
Sunghoon: [Sleep talking] come here you mf... I'm gonna end you... try to steal my ice cream again and we'll see what happens...
Sunoo:
Niki:
Sunoo: To be fair, I did say sometimes.
~❁~
Jake: I-I think I saw a monster
Jay: [ Terrified] w-where?
Jake: [ Pointing at the door] THERE!
Jay: SLENDERMAN!!!
Heeseung: [ Turning on the lights] shut up it's just me.
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen [Hiatus]
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3