~❁~
Jake: Why are you laying down facing the floor?
Sunoo: I want the floor to admire my beauty up close.
Sunghoon: Basically, ...he fucking tripped.
~❁~
Sunno: I'll cook dinner tonight.
Jay: [shaking in fear] is that a threat?
~❁~
Interviewer: What do you have that girls don't?
Sunghoon: Jay.
~❁~
Sunoo: What are you writing?
Jungwon: Nothing. Just lyrics.
Sunoo: [ snatches the paper ]
Sunoo: [reads] Roses are red, violets are blue. If Ni-ki talks shit again, I'll hit him with a shoe.
Jungwon: It's going to be a title track.
~❁~
[ Jay sleeping on Sunghoon's lap ]
Sunghoon: [ Stroking Jay's hair] You're so cute and fluffy.
Jay: [ Sleepily] I could beat the shit out of you.
Sunghoon: [Lovingly ] I know :)
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Niki: Lately people on the internet have been asking me about my race.
Niki: So I'm mixed. If you ask my dad I'm Japanese.
Niki: And if you ask my mom, I'm a disappointment.
~❁~
Jungwon: Sunoo Hyung can you pick up the trash?
Jungwon:
Jungwon: Sunoo PUT NIKI DOWN!!
~❁~
Heeseung: Why did you guys get arrested?
Jay: I don't know! We did nothing wrong!
Sunghoon: We got pulled over and when the officer said "Papers" jay just said in a deadpan voice "Scissors" and then drove off.
Jake: ... That makes a lot of sense.
Heeseung:
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Sunghoon: I just realized that "Never" is the contraction of "Not ever"
Jay: And "Blush" is the contraction of "Blood rush"
Jake: and "Studying" is the contraction of "Student dying"
Jay & Sunghoon: ....
Jake: Please say something. I feel proud.
~❁~
Kidnapper: we have your son.
Heeseung: But I don't have a son?
Kidnapper: Then who is this? He asked for mint chocolate ice cream and made us all watch a bunch of Disney movies with him.
Heeseung: ... oh my god they have Sunoo!!
~❁~
Jay: Do I look better in this white shirt or this white shirt?
Jake:
Sunghoon: You look better with no shirt.
~❁~
Jungwon: Niki we have to go.
Niki: Nah.
Jungwon: Excuse me? I'm your Hyung. Do what I say.
Niki: [ sips chocolate milk] I'm old now.
Sunoo: [ Not looking up from his phone] Don't mind him. One of the trainees just called him Hyung and he feels like he owns the world.
~❁~
Sunoo: You deserve an award for putting up with me.
Jungwon: You are my award
Sunoo: blushes
:
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Sunghoon: You deserve an award for putting up with me.
Jay: Yes, you're a real bitch sometimes.
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen [Hiatus]
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3