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Sunghoon: Crap!
Jake: Watch your fucking language!
-♡-
Sunghoon: Now that I have explained it for ten minutes, you understand what you have to do right?Niki: Yes!
Sunghoon: Are you lying to me?
Niki:... Yes
-♡-
[House phone rings]
Niki: Hello? Enhypen household. The tallest one speaking.
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Sunghoon: Okay we're married.
Jay: We're not married.
Sunghoon: Just pretend Jay-ah.
Jay: I don't wanna even pretend that.
Sunghoon: Scared? You'll like it don't worry.
Jay: Okay. We're married and now I want a divorce.
Sunoo: Are they like this all the time?
Jake: yeah...
-♡-
Heeseung: ok if there are ten kids and seven chairs, what would you do?
Jake: bring three more chairs.
Sunghoon: I let the ones sit I like the most.
Jay: Kill three kids.
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Police: We've been getting complaints from this neighborhood that there are torturous screams coming from this house.
Heeseung: come in and see for yourselves.
Police: [walks in the living room and sees Sunoo pulling out wax from Jungwon and Niki's legs mercilessly]
Sunoo: oh guests! Would you like to wax your legs as well?
Police: u-umm we're okay.
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Sunoo: My criminal records? The only illegal thing I've done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor.
Sunoo: heh, just kidding...I've actually killed a man.
-♡-
delulu people are crying over the girls in the choreo but Heeseung proved he's a girlypop sugar drop nom nom bombastic side eye to you bitch for not streaming Bite me
Bye have a noice day
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen [Hiatus]
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3