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Sunghoon: What's your life motto?
Jake: Single and ready to mingle.
Jay: Bi and ready to die.
Sunghoon:... you alright?
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Cop: You're under arrest for trying to carry 5 people on a single motorcycle.
Heeseung: What do you mean 5-
Heeseung: OH MY GOD!
Cop: Sir?
Heeseung: NIKI FUCKING FELL OFF!
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Jay: Out of billions of people on Earth, I somehow ended up with 5 idiots.
Jungwon: 5? There are 6 of us.
Jay: I don't consider Niki an Idiot.
Niki: Really? Aww-
Jay: He's a fucking dumbass!
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Jungwon: What are you doing?
Niki: I'm grocery shopping with Dad.
Jungwon: Didn't you go with Heeseung Hyung?
Niki: That's what I said??!
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Jungwon: Is there a word mixed between angry and sad?
Sunoo: Malcontented, disgruntled, Miserable, Desolated...
Niki: Smad?
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Sunoo: Thanks for dealing with me last night. I really appreciate it.
Jake: Sunoo, I hit you with a pillow until you stopped crying...
Sunoo: yeah that's what I needed.
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Jake: I'm not going to ask you to clean up your room one more time-
Niki: Good, because I was getting tired of hearing you ask.
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okay so first of all enha slayed as always... and idc what k-Engenes say I love the girls...tho I was jealous but umm being delulu doesn't help. I was like MOVE BOYS IT'S MY TURN!
ALSO i'M LOVING the drama going on in front of HYBE
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen [Hiatus]
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3