The Scum Villains [ERROR] System

chapter 4 (If something goes wrong blame Airplane-bro)

"Da-gege? Er-gege?", Shen Yuan asked disbelievingly, while staring at the two holding the third hostage, "What are you doing here?"

"Meimei called us saying you almost fucked up", Shen-da-ge said, "So we came over and wanted to see for ourselves. Sad to see you're still alive."

He failed to notice the young man right behind Shen Yuan whose eyes had become icecold at that last remark.

"Yeah!", Shen-er-ge said, squeezing the person under his arm harder, "Stop struggeling bastard! Yo lil bro, we found this freak lurking around, looking for a 'peerless cucumber'. Thought we'd take'm here."

He wiggeled his eyebrows and shoved the man inside the appartement and him and Shen-da-ge entered.

"Pl- please, I'm just searching for a friend! I swear please don't hurt me!", the man, who didn't have to name himself to obviously be recognized as the coward Shang Qinghua, cried.

"One with a peerless cucumber I presume", Shen-da-ge said and smirked.

"Guys, leave him be", Shen Yuan said and took a dignified stance, "Have you forgotten my username already? Didn't you make fun of it when you first heard it?"

"Ah, yeah right!", Shen-er-ge laughed, "Calling yourself 'Peerless Cucumber', but having only a mediocre-"

"Mediocre what?", Luo Binghe asked, his eyelid twitching in anger.

At the sight of this young man both older brothers instantly shut up. He looked imposing and even a little scary. The older brothers Shen are both the type to run their mouths, but they immediately start crying as soon as someone is stronger than them.

"Nothing!", they quickly said in unison.

"Cucumber-bro! I finally found you! I swear I've been looking EVERYWHERE!", Airplane-bro said, "Dude, don't ever do that to me ag- Hold on...why are there so many people here?"

"I told you, there is something of a situation."

"Shizun, who are these people? And why do you seem to be so close?", Luo Binghe asked and glared at the three newcomers.

"Oh. No", Airplane-bro said, "So this is the situation you meant..."

"Yes. And I blame you."

"WHY ME?!", Airplane-bro asked and pouted.

"Whenever", said Shen Yuan, walking closer with his hands behind his back, cutting the spitting image of a scary peaklord, "something goes wrong, it's ALWAYS your fault. Do you disagree Airplane shooting towards the sky."

"Ey, c'mon! It's not always my fault!", Airplane-bro tried defending himself scrambling to stand up and walk backwards.

Shen Yuan kicked him back down with his foot, then he stepped on his chest.

"Yuan, is this Shang-shidi?", Yue Qingyuan asked, after he had watched this scene unfold.

He had never met anyone as pathetic as Shang Qinghua so it really was easy for him to guess. Airplane-bro however at the adress immediately sprang up from the floor.

"Zhangmen-Shixiong!", he stared at the other man,"How are you here too?!"

"I see. Yuan, could it be that everyone has been lying to me? You two obviously are from here so not only you lied obout your identity, but he has too? Was anyone who they claimed to be or was everyone just an imposter from some point on?"

"Shi- Qingyuan, no. It's just been the two of us. It's hard to explain...", I told you that I was a reader who just got transmigrated, but for him it's even more... complicated."

"Yup", said Airplane-bro, "I'm your father."

"Could you not word it that way please", asked Shen Yuan at Yue Qingyuan's disturbed expression.

"Alright then. I am the author of 'Proud Immortal Demon Way' and therefore your creator."

"So you're at fault for everything bad that happened in our pasts?", asked Luo Binghe, his face dark.

"I...I...", Airplane-bro walked backwards and tried not to get killed.

He was so confused that for a moment he began to forget that Luo Binghe currently was only a mortal with no spiritual power to speak of and had no way to hurt him. At least not as much as in the other world.

"Ok, you guys are playing a nice game of role-playing right now, but what's up with all that 'Shizun'-'Shidi'-'Shixiong'-talk?", Shen-er-ge asked with an amused expression.

Shen-meimei who had been quiet the whole time piped up.

"This isn't a play guys. This situation is serious. Our brother just spent 11 years in a world that wasn't meant for him as a villain!"

After saying the last part she anxiously shot a glance at Yue Qingyuan, whose face twitched unnoticibly. She could slap herself for not being able to shut up. She had managed to be quiet for 5 minutes and the first thing she said offcourse had to be offensive.

"You think we'd buy that? Is that revenge for when we told you that we were timetravelers from the future who came to tell you that your favourite show would be deleted from TV when you were ten?", asked Shen-da-ge and laughed.

Shen-er-ge joined in laughing.

Shen Yuan didn't pay them any mind and instead turned to Luo Binghe who seemed to be ready punch in their faces.

"Binghe, this master thinks it best if you calmed down a bit. Actually it would be best if we ALL calmed down for a second. We have a problem right now", Shen Yuan shortly ruffled Luo Binghes hair to calm him a little and then turned to the others.

"From what we know, it is most probable that other people we know have also been brought here and we need to find then as soon as possible. If they run around there and end up in jail...I can't imagine the consequences. I'm most certain that the first people we need to find would be Liu-shidi , Mobei-jun and Sha Hualing. If they roam around freely..."

"But how are we supposed to find them?!", Airplane-bro asked,"It's not like we could run all throughout the country and yell their names!"

"From what I see, we all have appeared in the same building or block, so at least we have a little range. However, whatever we do, we need to act fast."

After a short silence, Yue Qingyuan spoke up: "I might have an idea."